WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

I'm having a pirate theme. I want all my guests to bring live parrots and have them on their shoulders. Where can I rent birds for the night? Also, they will need diapers so they don't poop on our clothes. Suggestions thanks.

No one flag this because I have to go now but I will be sad if I come back from the library and its gone.

My Dad past away..who can I replace him with? (end of post....)

Umm like if we would know? thats all you posted!

"Hi I'm not engaged, don't have a boyfriend, and don't know anyone who is getting married in the near future but i figured i'd join this website and start planning now just in case Mr. Right comes along I can scare him off with all of my ridiculously specific wedding plans and vendors i have pre-picked...."

OMG If it's on facebook its Official!!!

Even though my period has come on the exact same day for the last 13 years(the 17th)and it last for 6 days I am planning my wedding on August 13th and my honneymoon will be from the 14th to the 18th is there something that I can take to make my period come some other time.My friend told me that I could just not take my last pill !What do you ladies think!

Wow this post just took forever and a day to read, but it was soooo worth it!

Added to my post above ^ .." now everyone help me plan my wedding that doesn't exist yet!"

(sorry if this offends anyone, but come on... lol)

I've been married for like a month. Time to start planning my vow renewal so I can have another wedding!

(Ok, totally poking fun at myself )

LMAO Shannon! "I have elderly relatives, but I think old people smell weird. Can I put them in a special holding container so they don't ruin my big day? If so, can I find a Bridal Elderly People Canister for $5?"

I totally think you should check on ETSY or Craigslist! LMAO

LMAO thanks for the laughs everyone I so needed it today!!!!

I have never baked before but I am going to be making the wedding cake for the reception we are having about 400 guests, How many boxes of cake mix will I need?

LOL T waffle!

If I invite my cousin do I have to invite her mother's neighbor's best friend's fiance's dog sitter's sister's kid?

LOLOL!!!

I've been harassing my BF to marry me and he finally bought me a ring and IT'S NOT THE RIGHT ONE! I hate it! Its ugly cause I wanted CrisCut and my ring is round! Can I ask him to take it back and get me a better more expensive one??

My Fh has a daughter that lives with us and she is black and I am white and I don't know what to do with her hair because it is not perfect and straight like mine,so I went and brought this big box with the negro child on it and I dont have a clue whats in it but it says it will make her hair managable and silky like mine,well the hair is coming out in clumps from her scalp but whatever it is silky and more manageable now she looks like a flower girl !

Lol,- forgot to add teh pic~

Post at 10:45 am - We booked our super expensive venue! And I just bought a 20 thousand dollar dress! I'm so excited!

post by same person at 10:55am - I just asked my best friend to be my maid of honor and she expects me to let her bring her husband of 5 years!?! doesn't she know I'm broke and poor and can't afford to have all these extra meaningless people?

@F baby lmao so badly!!! if i was 50 or had a bladder problem i would have peed myself ahahahaha

Thanks! I soo needed this chuckle.

My dress has a huge crinoline, I am talking Scarlett O'Hara style. How am I going to pee? Do you think I could carry around a champagne bucket(like the gal on that New York show?) Do you think the bucket should match my eyes, dress or lipstick?