WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

Oh...and does anyone know anyone who is selling it on Wedding Bee?

FH told me he found a band around our budget!

Honest Opinoins Please Ladies! Thanks

Mrs Joseph I could have sworn someone posted that...never mind...

Guys I so know what you military wives are going through! My bf goes to a different school than me and classes take like so long! I miss him like every second. Oh and his school is kinda ghetto so there's the whole "scared for his safety" thing too! I don't know what we'll do at graduation!! I just know that we are SO meant to be together! He took me to ihop on our first date. And his family loves me cuz our parents have to drive us on all our dates! He just told me he wants to get married... Are we engaged?!?!?!?!?!?!?

LMAO at see-rizzy! what in the world....

"i only listen to head banging funky metal music that's impossible to dance to and my mom wants me to play some more "traditional" music! I told her she's totally uninvited! And get this! My 99 year old grandmother requested this super sentimental country song she use to dance with me to and she wanted me to play it at MY WEDDING!!! She even was trying to get out of her wheelchair to dance with me!

I was like grandma! WHAT THE HELL! You're RUINING MY DAY!

you're such a B*&^$! Grandma!! "

My FMI walks all over and has been using my FH all his life but that will change once I marry him and move in !!

I'm loving it! this is so funny!!!

Lol @ Tee - really?

I haven't been on here in forever and this is what I come back to...HYSTERICAL! Thank you for the laughs! I am dying!

I want to get married in a beautiful garden with everything in bloom but my wedding HAS to be in November. My planner told me it isn't possible. What a B. i told her to glue all the leaves and flowers back on and spray paint the grass. She's totally in breech of contract for not doing as I say!!!

My MOH can't afford/ can't get the time off work for the 10 thousand dollar per person week long cruise I wanted to go on for my Bachelorette party to set the mood for my 60 thousand dollar cruise we'll be going on for the wedding! Does that make her a MOH-Zilla?

@ Unique - here and there...LOL. Got really busy with work after the wedding and then kind of just fell out of the loop :-(.

@ Soon to be Mrs. Mcdevitt I was DYING at furbaby! idk how i missed that one my first time reading through!

So, I want to have a theme wedding. But it has to be deeply meaningful and personal to me. So, strange Internet people, what should I have as my theme?

***Crickets**

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WHY WON'T ANYONE ANSWER ME?!@!#

(Note: this is also usually a first post)

@Analy- TRUE!! lol I so should, one day. "Hey there... I thought about dipping out for sex, but hell... we might just throw a towel over the table and have a little sweetheart table fun, YEE HAW!!!"

@Miya- LOLOLOLOL!!

@Paige- You get a HIGH EFFIN' FIVE for the one about not telling the bridal shop the dresses are for a wedding!!!

@Sierra- I'm crying laughing about the "negro child" on the box. But WTF is that second band picture????

"I asked all my girls to send me their weights and measurements yesterday, but one of them has not yet responded. Should I kick her out of the wedding party? My wedding is in only three years!"

@Giggles All I do is sit back and google see what pops up!LOL

I cant fit into my dress should I get the small one at the store or should I order a larger one please help!

Thanks ladies or al the help but I'm sure I will lose 45lbs in 3 months!

Paige B. that’s hilarious!!! So funny!