WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

Yay Amber!

So, like... the prettiest beach I've ever been to was this nude beach (don't ask, people, okay??) and that's where we got married. So, like... there are tons of naked people in my pictures because they wouldn't allow us to rent out the whole entire beach. So like... my photographer, who I paid a good $300 for, told me she would edit the images for $10. So like... WTF??? So like... now I'm stuck with hairy balls in my photos.

Omg i had a good laugh!!!! im still a little new to this site and have silly questions. but who cares. i love people with a sense of humor and sarcasm!! took forever to read but def made my night at work a lot better. keep em coming =)

My BM's won't give me her measurements! I don't trust any of them to order there own dresses so I'm doing it all and it's stressing me out! Why doesn't anyone understand that my day HAS to be perfect! And so does everyday leading up to my wedding!?

LMAO- @hairy-balls!!!!!

OMG....ready to pee myself over here. I personally enjoy the "I need an upgrade ring bc so-and-so's ring is bigger" and "I want to spend money I don't have on a wedding I can't afford."

TTCkay ladies this may be TMI,but whatever!

Me and hubby have been trying to have a baby for the last 3 days and I am not preggers yet ,I know this because I took 8 pregnancy tests(negative)WTF. So anyway tonight fh said that he will do it doggy style because that will allow the spermies to get to my eggies and I told him that since he is shorter than me ,that he should keep his boots on so that he can stay vertical! Will this work?What do you ladies think ? I tried to ask my MIL but she just looked at me with a blank empty stare!!!!!

How do I kindly tell my BM that her face looks like a pepperoni pizza? I really need her to go ahead and buy Proactive or that pill that causes depression, so that her face will clear up between now and my wedding. She's got an entire 3 days, she can do it.

My grandmother is stunning. However, she's got this terrible eyesore, called a wheelchair. Would it be cool to bedazzle her wheelchair so that it looks less tacky? She can do it in our wedding colors and everything. She'll be rollin' in style.

"I can't find THESE WEDDING ITEMS *anywhere* online! ugh! can you ladies please help!?"

**actually wastes my time googling it and guess what! Google has found 10 thousand search results for the item you were looking for on the first search try! did you want me to post all 10 thousand results into your forum for you?**

-side note, it takes more effort to post a ww forum entry than it does to go to this magical place called google.com and try to search yourself BEFORE you post... just sayin' lol.

This is my inspiration photo for my wedding. However, my mom is telling me that my 99-year-old grandma is likely to drop dead if she sees this. What is the best wording to use for a text message to uninvite grandma?

So I invited an even dozen BMs, but I don't trust any of them to handle anything themselves, so they need to write me a check for $500 each and then give me all of their shoe sizes, measurements, etc so I can buy everything and keep it here for them. And then a month before the wedding they all have to show up at the tailor together so they can try on their dresses for her and then I'll take care of everything else. And then the day of they will show up at 3am to start going through mani, pedi, hair & makeup.

Now I told them all this 3 days ago and my wedding is only 2 years away! How come no one has given me a check yet?

So I've always been daddy's little girl and he's let me always have things, but why won't he drop 100,000 for my wedding to the guy who knocked me up?!?!?! come on daddy!!!!!

This is really too much fun.... I so needed it today.

Hi there! I want to introduce myself. My name is Susie Q and I'm 16 and pregant. I watched the first episode of this season of... well... 16 and Pregnant... and I'm very inspired. I decided to call up Adolf's (my baby) dad, who I haven't spoken to in about 13 months, and ask him if he wants to get hitched. He said the math doesn't work out and that he's not the dad since we haven't talked in 13 months, let alone done "it." Well, I tricked him and told him that 7 months ago I had sex with him in his sleep and that he got me pregnant. Silly me, huh?? Thanks, maw, for that idea! Anyway, so we are going to have this big shin-dig of a wedding. Any ideas on how to intimately decorate my paw's monster truck? We wanna say our vows in front of it.

Hi Everyone! THis is my first post and I wanted to introduce myself. My name is Mary Esther Williams and I am 22 years old. I live at 5876 Cedar lane in Miami. My DOB is 6/7/88 and I am 5'6" with brown eyes and brown hair. I am getting married to Brad Steven White (DOB 6-8-87) at Miami Golf club at 4pm on Center street. I love puppies and long walks on the beach! Tell me about yourself!

So my dad raised me on all his own, but last year he got sick and was hospitalized, and now has one of those breathing things in his trachea that makes him look weird and talk weird. Is it ok if I don't invite him and he just pays for it since I don't want to throw off the look of the wedding.

I'm 15, almost old enough to go to prom, my boyfriend says he wants to marry me the day after we graduate (if he graduates, he needs to bring up those F's and D's or his parents said he'll be grounded for the summer which would totally ruin our wedding plans!) anyways, can I use my prom dress as my wedding dress too? which do you like best?

@Analy LMAO way TMI !Can I get your credit card # also!

I think my TTC was a direct hit for some!!!!LOL

OH.MY.GOSH. I finally got it!! After four years of trying to think up the perfect theme, I know EXACTLY what I want! I want a ghetto theme!! I want FS to wear his tuxedo pants at his knees with a pair of boxers that have guns on them. I want a diamond encrusted grill. I need some great ideas on what the BMs should wear and what I should do for centerpieces. HELP!!

I can't stand the fact that I have e-mailed my BM 6 times and FB them 20 timesI texted them 13 times some only texted me back and called them like 4 times but they didn't all answer me!!!!!!! I wil go to all their houses next week to see what their problem is!!! UGH my wedding is in 2 years and these girls need to get their acts together because they need to help me make every detail desicion with me!! Don't they know thats the BM JOB! to cater to me and not anyone else!!!!!