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Shannon S.
Master March 2011

WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

Shannon S., on November 3, 2010 at 12:04 PM

Posted in Planning 538

While I'm blowing up the boards, I'd like to point out which posts are GUARANTEED to get you 40 comments and loads of controversy. 1. Should I have a cash bar? 2. Should I do a dollar dance? 3. Why won't my bridesmaid wear her hair exactly the way I want her to? Can anyone else think of other WW...

While I'm blowing up the boards, I'd like to point out which posts are GUARANTEED to get you 40 comments and loads of controversy.

1. Should I have a cash bar?

2. Should I do a dollar dance?

3. Why won't my bridesmaid wear her hair exactly the way I want her to?

Can anyone else think of other WW Third Rails?

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538 Comments

  • Alison Harper
    Alison Harper ·
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    Haha! I know I am an uninvited vendor but this is hysterical!

    Quite a few of my friends have recently gotten married and I have heard quite a few of these! lol.

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  • Mrs. Kline (Sass)
    Master December 2010
    Mrs. Kline (Sass) ·
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    HI I AM NEW AND THINK THAT YOU WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS FASTER IF I ANNOY YOU WITH MY CAPSLOCK AND EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT????????????????????? AM I????????????????????????????????????/

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  • Mrs. Kline (Sass)
    Master December 2010
    Mrs. Kline (Sass) ·
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    Hi, ignore the fact that I have never posted before, I have a generic name and picture, and that I have horrid drama filled story. I am not a troll. Oh and you are all bitches if you disagree!

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  • Mrs. Jayjohn
    Master August 2010
    Mrs. Jayjohn ·
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    @ Kerri: so did you shoot her wedding for $10? Smiley winking

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  • Genevieve
    VIP February 2011
    Genevieve ·
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    @Kerri: Was it a $10 gold piece from over 100 years ago coming in at around an ounce? Cause if so, that's reasonable.

    I want to ride in on a horse, and then get married and then get back on the horse and my FH & I can ride away into the sunset. But my FH keeps saying he's super allergic. And I also want PB cookies and he keeps saying he'd go into shock if we had those. He's being so whiny, why can't he just deal with the fact that it's my day?

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  • Mrs. Kline (Sass)
    Master December 2010
    Mrs. Kline (Sass) ·
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    Oh and: Why don't my posts every get 300 responses!!! So what if I never ask an original question and always complain when you give advice. Its not my fault! You don't like me because I am not "Cool" like Shannon!!! Well Shannon is a total fake and loser!!! WW is just a popularity contest!!!!! I am never coming on here again.

    Well until next week when I get bored and start being a troll, get deleted under 100 different accounts and then call you all losers again! I am not a the one with a problem here its you all!!!!! You are horrible people and I hope you all get bubonic plague!!!!!

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  • 2d Bride
    Champion October 2009
    2d Bride ·
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    @HisLilSassafras, The Future Mrs. Kline: Sorry, you got that one wrong. It should be:

    HI I AM NEW AND THINK THAT YOU WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS FASTER IF I ANNOY YOU WITH MY CAPSLOCK AND EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT????????????????????? AM I????????????????????????????????????

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  • 2d Bride
    Champion October 2009
    2d Bride ·
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    Or maybe even:

    HI I AM NEW AND THINK THAT YOU WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS FASTER IF I ANNOY YOU WITH MY CAPSLOCK AND EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT????????????????????? AM I????????????????????????????????????

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  • B
    Super August 2012
    Beautiful & Gorgeous Forever ·
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    All of you are bitches for telling me the truth!!!

    MUAHAHAA

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  • 2d Bride
    Champion October 2009
    2d Bride ·
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    It probably needs a few misspellings, too, but that will do for now.

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  • Mrs. Kline (Sass)
    Master December 2010
    Mrs. Kline (Sass) ·
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    Most newbies don't know coding though.

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  • Mrs. Kline (Sass)
    Master December 2010
    Mrs. Kline (Sass) ·
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    Or else it would be:HI I AM NEW AND THINK THAT YOU WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS FASTER IF I ANNOY YOU WITH MY CAPSLOCK AND EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT????????????????????? AM I????????????????????????????????????

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  • B
    Super August 2012
    Beautiful & Gorgeous Forever ·
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    I thought STDs where the vagina and penis warts lol

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  • 2d Bride
    Champion October 2009
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    @HisLilSassafras, The Future Mrs. Kline: What a shame! Their posts just aren't obnoxious enough without that kind of emphasis!

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  • B
    Super August 2012
    Beautiful & Gorgeous Forever ·
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    I look like this now but Ladies motivate me to get into this dress! please!!!!



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  • Mrs. Kline (Sass)
    Master December 2010
    Mrs. Kline (Sass) ·
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    Opps that was supposed to be hot pink not light pink. oh well.

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  • L
    Master March 2011
    LutaWolf ·
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    My parents are soooooo mean, they told me that they were going to give me 10,000 dollars and I planned everything based on that because I have no job and FS is paying off my debt but now they are telling me that they can only give me 5,000!!! I am so Pissed at them and I plan to tell them off!!

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  • Maureen Thomson
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    You guys are hysterical. So glad someone told me about this thread. (I thought only we vendors vented about this stuff!).

    Okay, let me see...I owe you all a good one (or two) for making me laugh so hard:

    Ring...Ring...Hello, my name is Bride and I need an officiant for my wedding next Saturday. I am on a very tight budget because I spent all my money on my stretch Hummer and the chocolate fountain. I want a meaningful custom ceremony and I really want you to get to know me. The most I will pay is $150 and I want a rehearsal.

    My ceremony is already written. I got it off the Internet. How much will you charge to show up and read it?

    I got married last Saturday. I LOVED planning my wedding and want to be a wedding planner since I have all this experience. Can you tell me how to start a business as a wedding planner? (Note this is even more hysterical when the bride was not even the planner's client.)

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  • Genevieve
    VIP February 2011
    Genevieve ·
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    My catholic church is being a Pain! They won't let me have a half naked fire breather performing during the vows!

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  • Kathy
    Master July 2010
    Kathy ·
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    Too funny! Love all of your creativity!!!

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