WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

My BFF since 2nd grade is kinda fat and not really pretty enough to be a dress-up dollie for my wedding, so I hired a model to be my MOH. Why is she so mad?

They really need a "like" button for when you like a comment.... You all are awesome.

I want to have an outdoor ceremony & reception in north dakota in february, where can I get live swans to swim around at the reception? I want a whole ice sculpture and swan theme.

"" and "" minus quotations. Let's see if that will post....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE. lol

As our wedding favor we asked everyone to donnate to Feed The Hungry and it did really well but I went to open some of our gifts and NOBODY gave us anything!!! What cheepskates!!!

@Paige, PM'ed ya! Hopefully it will show you in there.

LMFFAOLOLOLOL@ "Should I click the button? I already know that I am going to buy this necklace/candle/aisle runner but I just can't committ to it without being told that "OMG AMAZING I WANT ONE TOO!" by at least 15 people.

I should have clicked the button *sad face here*

I waited too long and of course the etsy seller sold out, ended up in the hospital and lost both hands and can no longer make them.

Should I click the button? I found something else similar to what I posted about 4 other times, but just want to make sure they are good!

I haven't talked to my grandma in like three years. But she's loaded and I need a caterer, so should I call??

Hey Wedding Wire!!! I'm new. I'm registered at Target under Sally Mae Robinson if you're interested in buying me, I mean, us, a gift for our upcoming nuptials.

Thanks for the laughs. Then, when I went back to reading the "real" threads, I felt like I was still here in this one.

This is too funny. I'm gonna have to take a WW forum break to recalibrate myself back into whatever reality is.

7:30pm: I caught FS cheating, well I'm pretty sure he is cheating since I found lipstick on his shirt, condoms in his pocket (I'm on the pill so we don't use condoms), AND a txt message from a number under Sexy that said "I had a great time tonight". We are so over!!! I'll miss you girls but I deserve better for myself. I'll see you all on facebook!

7:50pm: We are back togather!! I over reacted. He explained everything! He went out to play pool with the boys at work to celebrate him getting married (even though the wedding is still a yr away) and he ran into an old friend that he had gone to school with and when SHE gave him a hug thats when he must have got the lipstick oh and that was a txt from her, she must have put herself into his phone as Sexy. The condoms were from his co-worker's as a joke hahaha isn't that funny. I love that man!

Two Days Later: Remember that post about him cheating and then we made up. Well he really was cheating, I found him F*cking her on the cont.

Bathroom floor. I'm so horrified because I never thought in a million yrs he would do this. I never saw it comeing. It's really over this time, I facebooked it!

What's sad is the ^ post was really on here when I first joined.

My BM doesn't want to go to my casino bachelorette cause of some BS about allergy induced asthma. I mean come on, suck it up! It's MY day, just deal with the smoke!

Luta, I think I remember that one!!!

I'm looking for a picture to display as everyone walks into the reception. Is this one from my b-shoot too much??

Lol, vendors! Feel free to join in! I'm sure you've actually heard from people like these for real! Let it all out!!!

HI PEPLE I M PLANING A VOWEL RENEWUL BUCUZ MY WEDING WAS SO FUN SO I NEED HALP WITH ISLE DECKERASHUNS AND TAMMARROW I AM GOIN TOO TRY ON MOAR DRESSES BUCUZ I LIEKED THAT PART. OH I NEED AN OFFICIENT AND FLOWERIST AND PHOTAGROFER AND THOSE GUYS THAT PUSH BUTTINS AND MAEK MEWSIC AND A COOKER TO MAKE A PREETY CAKE!!!!!!! WHO WANTS TOO HALP ME LEWK FOR VENYEWS AND HUNEY MOON SPOTS. OH AND CUNGRADULASHUNS TOO ALL THA NEW MERRIED PEPLE. I NEED TO LOOSE WAIT TWO SO HALP ME OK THANKS LAIDEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH AND DONT TALL ME TOO TERN OFF MY CAPS BUCUZ THIS IS JEST HOW I LIEK TO TALK BUCUZ IT MAEKS ME FILL SPECHUL. ALSO I HAVE A MASTURS DAGREE IN ENGLASH SO DONT SAY I HAVE BAD SPEELING OR GRAMMER OR SUMTHING OK BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is really cracking me up. But now I really just wanna go to other bitchy threads and tell the OPs to shut up and stop whining. lol. I think I might have to ditch WW for a bit and hold my snarky tongue. lmao.

Not only is so and so no longer invited to my wedding for *insert absurd reason here*, but I am totally deleting them from face book too! that'll show 'em!"

Okay so we're not real religious, so is it okay if we have liquor at the church ceremony?

So I made this decision and now I regret it cause it's not working out like I imagined, and then there's these other 15 decisions I can't make, will you make all of my decisions for me and arrange my whole wedding?

It's great getting inspiration from other people's ideas, but I hate these people who just whine about not being able to make a decision. It's your life, start making some d@mn decisions!