WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

BR: I just got a positive pregnancy test! Yippeee! What I would really like to do is tell everyone I'm pregnant by displaying the positive test as our Thanksgiving centerpiece this year. DH says we can't because, "There's pee on it and people will be eating." What the hell? Why can't he just be happy for us?

*gasp* dying *gasp* Can't. Look. Away.

C'mon 500...even if it does make my email weep. Let's blow up my Hotmail!

I am literally crying at my desk laughing so hard. Ms. baby girl is not loving it so much HAHAHAHA I'm going back to read now just thought I would let you know this thread angered my little jelly bean inside LOL

Me: All outdoor weddings must have a back-up location in case of bad weather.

Bride: It's my wedding day. It won't dare rain.

RUMBLE, RUMBLE -- thunder, llighting, street flooding, high winds

Tracy- July's Cassidy post hit 700-- it was hilarious, this one is close to being top post

Ima gonna be so sad if this beats my Cassidy post, but still have to add to it!

"I changed my name and picture, but you should still no it is me!!!"

"I have a really serious problem, and I need your help. Please give me advice. It is a really serious problem, but I can't tell you any details because it is so personal."

"I don't have money for rent, but I still want to get married. Is it unreasonalbe to have a $50,0000 wedding? Won't I get that much in gifts?"

"I'm bleeding from the ears, can't see, and think my throat just closed up. Do you think I should go to the doctor?"

July they removed the cassidy post I am pissed!!!!

What was the Cassidy post everyone keeps referring to????

@Ava- It's gone, but a long time ago I got REALLY bored and created a troll named Cassidy that was the most obnoxious, dumbest, self centered bride in history. It got up to, I believe, 651 replies. Most of it went down in history in the WW short story I wrote. Yes, I have that much free time!

LOL @ July!

July the original Cassidy post is still up- I cant believe they took yours down. https://www.weddingwire.com/wedding-forums/should-my-entarance-be-jet-or-limo/2d215113a0fa19ae.html

This is effin awesome!!!

"Im a student and don't have any money. I dropped out of school & used my student loan to help pay for the wedding. My parents have taken out a 2nd mortgage to help as well. I've run out of money but there's still so much to do. Any advise?"

"FMIL is such a b!tch, she told FS that she doesnt like the way I talk to her...I told her if she didn't like it, she could kick rocks. Was I wrong?"

"My dress costs more than my budget. FS asked how we're gonna pay for everything..I asked 'we??' Doesn't he realize he's gonna have to get a 3rd job??"

This just gets better and better!

I like this dress, and this one and this one and this one and this one. Here's the stock pictures of them. I haven't tried anything on yet. I told my mom she has to call and give the bridal salon her credit card number. I look great in everything! No need to try on! I know they are all different and you have no idea what they will look like on my body but which one do you think I should buy?

Oh you like that one best?? Are you sure? Can you please all vote again and give me EXACT reasons as to why you like the dress you like oh and please dont pick two...

@Giggles Yes! It hurt my brain and my eyes. My web browser made that paragraph look like a red sea! There were so many typos! Lol

I hatte my FMIL, she bought three horrible outfits, all which I flatly rejected; now she's buying a fourth, she's such a B%#*^, I mean maybe it's the brain surgery she had recently, and that she was laid off last year, that's caused her bad taste in cheap clothes, but seriously can't she just buy something elegant and expensive. Worse yet FH is not backing me up on this.

"All of you are fat beyotches, I hate you and I hope your lives are miserable."

*the next day*

"Okay, be nice now. I need help with this DIY project!"

This thread has just cracked me up.. But I think you forgot one of the best ones:

I totally trust my man and I know he would NEVER cheat on me, but he wants to go to a strip club with his friends for his bach party. I'm SO not letting him and I'm putting my foot down.

Oh and..

Have you guys ever been on theknot.com?? Those girls are SO mean, you girls are SO nice. (and secretly she's from theknot)

Love the post!