WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

Is Light in the box (and other dress makers in foreign countries) a scam? This price is so great.. it will be a perfect dress... if they sell in the US it must be legit right?? It will save me so much money and I can get it custom made so I won't have to pay to have it altered! Yes this is so great!

I'm getting married!

The wedding is off, but the marriage isn't.

I want a wedding, he doesn't.

We are eloping!

The wedding is back on, in Mexico.

Destination weddings are stressing me out, we are eloping again.

I bought seating cards! The big wedding is back on.

Ok, what about a home town reception?

We found a venue! Its back on!

We're eloping, for real this time.

I wanted to save some money so I had my cousin do my make up for free and she used glitter eye shadow!!! She made me look like a total skank!!! Does anyone know of any good lawyers so I can sue her??? She ruined my wedding so I want her to pay for a whole new wedding and my emotional pain and suffering.

I am like besties with Mike Tyson so he's gonna let me ride his tigers around all day! Isn't that fabulous? Yeah we were in anger management together! I think he expects mw to like pay him or something though... Ridiculous right? I mean, it's not like he's MC. Hammer or something! Like excuuuuuuse me Ty Ty but you aren't fabulous like me. IT'S MY DAY! MINE! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

I need help finding a picture. I need a picture of a red rose. I don't know where to find a pic of it! I haven't tried google yet but I'm bad a searching stuff LOL so can someone please help me find a red rose picture?

@Lynley O.: You forgot the part about, "I've seen some pictures of red roses, but they are all the wrong shade of red, so can someone find me a good one?

Dont know if anyone said this but Oh Well

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I'm pissed off because my parents or FS said they will pay for the wedding but havent coughed up a dime..

Or FS and I are paying the wedding ourselves... why hasn't anyone offered to help. I have such a selfish family

Oh my ladies, after my loooong BAD day this totally made it all worth it! You guys crack me up!

@Abigail, I agree about the like button, we should get the WW gods to create one for us!

Unfortunately I have nothing to add but reading all of this was hilarious!

I was in a pissy mood all day and this is so hilarious! Thanks all for the laughs

This post made me laugh! lol.

I hate when people post about being married and the whole BR posts make me mad, so I'm gonna start a discussion which states how much I hate these topics.

Not as funny as others, but i have seen this posting. Why is it so hard to skip over those posts? lol. JUST DON"T CLICK IT

So my best friend since i was 5 has been dating this guy for 7 years and she seems totally in love - but i dont like him. how do i tell her he is not invited? this is my day and if i don't want him there then he is not coming

"I have this friend who takes really good portrait photos of river rocks and I thought I could save some money by hiring him to do our wedding which involves actual people not inanimate objects. Just got our pics back and their AWFUL! Now he won't answer my damn Facebook pokes!! What do I do???"

"I plan on wearing a strapless, mermaid cut dress but I'm a bit heavy and have small orcas for arms. How do I get into kick ass dress shape?? Please don't say diet and exercise cuz I don't have the discipline for that. I was hoping anyone on here has tried the new Double Fudge Brownie diet???"

Wow. HYSTERICAL!!!

"I know this because I took 8 pregnancy tests(negative)"

*____________________/\___________________* (about to flatline)

@FMW- It had to hurt your brain to type like that. lol!!

So, I bought a dress two weeks after I became engaged and had a year and 7 months till the weddingl Now I hate it and so does FS. Ughhhh! (By the way- jacked from my OWN post just now. LOL!!!!)

WOW this post is still going.... It may beat the all time high of July's "Cassidy" post :o

It took less than 24 hours to get... what? 408 posts? I think this may just be a record winner lol

My "time of the month" is two days late and I have a headache. Am I pregnant?

LMAO @ giggles who was able to make fun of her own post for the sake of this awesome thread. I applaud you giggles.