WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

One that kind of relates to kk's (everyone has to remember this)

"I broke into my FH's email and found out details of his bachlorette party. Then I listened in on his phone calls and cracked the CODE that was in the emails. I have every right to be mad even though I don't trust my FH and I am a snoop."

"I'm booking my honeymoon for the Caribbean in September and am gonna be PISSED if there's a hurricane. Even if it IS hurricane season! And no, I didn't pay the $100 travel insurance just in case."

Ohhh July I remember that post. It inspired mine I couldn't remember if that person was still on here so I didn't say anything haha

Hmm... I'm (not-so-) secretly from The Knot. Does this mean I'm excommunicated?

ROFL @ Jenn. People kill me wanting to hit up the caribbean during hurricane season while "praying" for good weather. SMH

Lmao July!! I so remember that! And she wouldn't even tell us "the code" or whatever the hell it was.. Oh man, good times! =0)

My fiance does all these "nice" things for me, like the dishes and laundry and stuff without me asking... but he does it wrong! Then he doesn't understand why I'm so mad! Why can't he just do it right?! I always have to re-do it after he does it! Ugh, I think I might leave him if he doesn't do a better job...

She might still be on here, but she called me a b!tch so I might as well be one

So I'm at work checking people out at the grocery store. My boss keeps trying to talk to me... Do he not realize I'm on the phone with my wedding planner? It's only been 3 hours! And my stupid wedding planner keeps telling me that she can't get Cirque du Soliel to perform in the high school gym I'm transforming into an exotic paradise. And she keeps saying they won't let me put sand in and around the pool! How else am I supposed to get married on the beach in Nebraska! Hello! She is so unreasonable... Should I fire her, sue her and/or sleep with her husband again? I already had to demote her from being my MOH... She is so much drama!

I don't get it- Fh's work only gives him 6 weeks of vacation time a year. They won't let us take an 8 month honeymoon- and what's worse, is they won't pay for it! Can you believe that?

"I hired a wedding coordinator, and left a message with her five minutes ago. She hasn't called me back!!!! So then I sent her three emails and two facebook messages. OMG, it has been six minutes now, should I hire someone else???"

I'm 18 and engaged to the most wunderful man in the world............................. I was engaged once before................. and I just don't have

the same sparks with my new guy as I did my last one................ is this wrong?

2 days later: thanks for all the help......... but we're not getting married anymore.............

1 day later: we're back together and I'm so happy.................. look at all these love notes he sent me that don't look at all like I

wrote them myself..................

next day: well, it's over. Thanks ladies.

I don't know if anyone remembers this one but that thread drove me to drink heavily!

Meghan all of yours have had me gasping for air!!

Hahaha, I love this!

I need your advice. My wedding is 5 years away and I emailed a photographer I like over an hour ago and he STILL hasn't gotten back to me!!! WTF?? Should I find a new photographer????

@Fins: Aye. Don't remind me. She made me want to huff glue...

@July- I think the code breaker came back shortly to talk about how great her wedding was or something. I remember someone coming back and apologizing and then posting pictures of her wedding.

And yes, as I typed my last post I thought "Oh shat, this sounds like something that will show up on a post like that one day!!" Hahahaha! I have a horrible habit of impulsive decision making (thanks, mom). Never... never again.

So my best friend is blind and has to use one of those ugly old seeing eye dogs to get around. I so don't want a mangy mutt at my wedding. How do I tell her not to bring that thing?

I really want to sleep with the best man, but I found out he has an incurable STD. Is there any way to get around that?

What do you think about balloons at my wedding?

I really miss my great great great great great great grandfather's uncle's ex wife's third cousin twice removed. Should we say our vows at her gravesite?

I had terrible photos done by this photographer so I am going to dedicate an entire blog site to his downfall until I get JUSTICE! Screw you people, I know where you live. I can track your IPs and hack your gibson!

LOL Miya I remember that psycho thread.

"I am only spending $50 to spend on my entire wedding and that means I am so much better than anyone else who deems to spend a penny more!. You are sooo shallow if you can afford to spend more than I can and you actually *chose* to spend more than me!! of course said without having zero clue of the other brides income, savings etc"

I only eat chef boyardee ravili, why can't I just serve that at my reception? After all, I don't eat anything else...no steak, no chicken..blech. Why should I care about the other people want? It's MY party, I should have only food I LIKE! They are not my guests, they are my minions and if they're only coming for the food, then eff them (but the cheap bastards had better leave a gift!)