WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

@HisLilSassafras, The Future Mrs. Kline: Or alternatively, I could do the singing, and my guests would be sure to pay me to stop. Yet one more way to afford the honeymoon we want!

Brilliant! I should have thought of that!

I am so ready to get married!!! I have been with my boyfriend (the one) for 6 years. I have my dress, my champagne flutes, my garter, guest book, tiara, and favors and I'm not even Engaged yet. I am always dropping hints and asking for a ring. I hate doing that but I can't stop myself!!!! Why won't he propose???????? Maybe I should just book everything and surprise him that day, would that be bad????

It took me over 30 min to read this lol. I have nothing to add except that this was hilarious!

I can't believe this is still going, it took me five minutes to find my place from yesterday

carmen

Roll call "HERE" also lol

Lol I want there to be 500 posts. I wonder if that will crash ww's server though

I don't know about crashing but my screen has been messed up for this thread since it was around 200!

It's showing up fine on my screen, using Firefox, though it takes a while to load. But we'll see what happens with the next post, which is number 500.

Yay#500 I cannot believe it!

@cyndi- mine too because of all the crazy text they made

(that people actually use)

There should be bells, whistles and confetti! Woohoo!!

I'm concerned that if we hit 500, it will open a portal into an alternate dimension where we have to actually hang out with these brides.

Ooooohhh....can we line them up and slap them all? That'd be fun!

@Cyndi- the text going over the side like that would be my fault. I made my font size 7 on one of my posts around that time and it was a little too big for wedding wire. Sorry.

This thread/post has gotten too big for it's own good, that it actually went wide.

So I got the quote from the caterer and it is way too high! I only wanted filet mignon/shark steaks and chicken on each plate, with 6 different carb sides, 4 vegetables, salad, 3 different soup selections and bananas foster cooked at each table for my guests! Can you believe they wanted $17 per person...

And then they had to nerve to charge me over $10 for my 9 tier, each with a different flavor and filling wedding cake.

I'm frustrated, I'm just going to serve macaroni and cheese with hot dogs cut up in it. My guests will love that, right? And I can even make it myself! The Kraft boxes and cheap, so I'll totally come out under budget!

Maybe this has already been posted but...

Help! I come from a long line of brawling rednecks and losers but I want them to behave at my wedding and act completely different than they ever have before. How can I control their behavior??

@Jennhutch~ Only if we slap them like this. *snicker*

Damn.... ladies I've sat here and laughed at these post now when they were first posted and wondered if I was the only one who wondered...and now I know...I am not the only one. I read on someones profile a profound sentence. You are getting married not ascending to the thrown. Perfect.

Question: Should I allow my guests to bring children to the wedding?

Answer: Definitely not! Children prepared at home are in violation of applicable health department regulations. All children at the wedding must be cooked and served by a licensed caterer.