WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

ROFLMAO win 10,000 and start looking at 40,000 honeymoon!!!

"The first price is exactly twenty thousand dollars!" -Jan Brady

Carmen Roll Call - HERE! Thank goodness too, I'm on BC and I usually start on weds... must be the wedding stress, only 8 more days!

I am planning my wedding to my boss, whom is presently married at the moment. He said he will leave his wife for me and that we will have a small intimate ceremony at the JP and then go on a really lavish honeymoon. He really wants me to have whatever I want so he gave me his credit card to get "the perfect dress". The strangest thing happend though. When I got to the bridal store to pay for the $8,000 dress, his card was declined. I called him and he siad it was probably a mix up, for me to pay for the dress and he would pay me back. Oh he is so sweet! My question is how long does his divorce have to be final before we can get married? We want to leave on the honeymoon cruise right away, but we have to show legal marriage license since I am under 21.

"Hey guys, I'm on that depo shot thing... I never get my period ever, and I don't ovulate. But this month I didn't get my period again, and I sneezed TWICE while I was at the movies... Do you think I could be pregnant?! Should I wait and see if my miss my period next month too?!"

@FMW ~ You should have an Albularyo (Filipino medicine man) do a pregnancy test for you! He'll take your pee and inject it into a froggy. If the frog swells up / expands, it means your pregnant. If the frog stays the same, it means you're not pregnant. :<

Ooh that sounds expensive... What can I get for a twizzler?

I can't believe I didn't think of the #1 way to GUARANTEE controversy:

"Everything you are saying/doing is wrong because the religion I believe in says so."

"Goodbye WW. There is just too much drama on here so I'm going to create more drama on here by composing a dramatic goodbye thread."

Dammit, July! I just scrolled up and read that you already posted this! Whoops.

Great minds think alike for sure!

No PMS sorry!I am just a Bitch !LOL

Trisk,TRICK,Whatever your names is honey let me just inform you that u effin wit the wrong sister I love WW but I will get thrown off for you!

Don't worry Jenn it's still one of my favorites!!!

It's the Triskery continuing here?

Will the caterers give me 5000.00 worth of food if I put one of their tiny little business cards in the ladies John. I really can't afford to feed all these people.

Should I shave my arm pits if my dress is strapless?

I think I am going to leave WW. Every time I post no one answers. I know I don't have a lbig budget like everyone but I only had 1 extra kidney to sell & now that money is all used up & the venue wants their money & I know I said FH & I were paying for everything but his parents have like lots of money & they haven't kicked in any money. So what if they paid for the other weddings, I am going to be the last one, he says he loves me more then he ever loved the others & he will never leave me. The first dress I picked I really liked but I kept looking at all the beautiful dresses you guys have and the $9,000. dress I bought just didn't make me cry. So I want a new dress. If you all had read my posted & helped me look for decorations for my tables I wouldn't be having all these problems with money running out so fast. Then I asked you to help with picking my colors & again you didn't pick my colors for me & of course you didn't pick out my bm dresses so you wasted the money I did had

ROFL Loven it Mom N!!!!

It has taken me all together over 25 minutes to read all of these posts. They have certainly kept me entertained. I keep laughing that I even started to share them with the guy working next to me at work and he can't stop laughing either.

@Mahoganieyes, I love it...lol!