WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

AAAHAHAHAHA!

@2nd: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's awesome!

ROFL 2nd Bride!!!!

I just want to point out that even though Carmen never actually posted the PMS thread..Several of the ladies here are out of "charachter" and many have raised their hand to be counted in the 'vote'! I have come to the conclusion that we have all been synced into CYBER CYCLES. I knew this could happen IRL but I am so suprised that it can happen over the net!! Maybe we should do a study or something

Which brings me to the next question of.. Do you think this is why the knto is so "mean"? Obviously they havent bonded enough to be bitchy all at once and nice the other 3 weeks? lol

WOW!! Have not had a chance to get on here in a while, but I'm soooo glad I did today. You guys are way too funny! Started reading this...now 2 cups of coffee later I am still laughing my ass off!!!! What a way to start the day, Thanks ladies

@Mrs Carmen-YES, YES, that's it!!!!

That was perfect Carmen!!!

I will slap everyone in this GD school if I have too! LMAO

I'm addicted to cocaine and need to find a spot to snort during the ceremony. Should I ask the preacher to use the Bible mid "I now pronounce you...?"

I'm suprised no one has mentioned this one:

"Goodbye, cruel WW! You were all so mean to me, so now I am living. You must somehow get on with your lives and weddings without me now!"

*leaving. Damn my typing sucks.

But July- doesn't that mean that we now have to beg you to stay and tell you how valuable we find your posts, even though we're really just thinking Hasta La Bitcha!

ROFL July!!!! I'm so sorry that I was so cruel as to not post comments on your dress or your house that I know in reality you will never be able to afford in the next two yrs. Unless of course your parents buy it for you there by putting themselves in dept and once again when the bills come up you'll be in dun again... I'm sorry that I actually dissagreed with you on the fact that I thought the other ww girls had a right to talk about that. OMG I was not aware that I'm not allowed to have an actual thought out mature openion of my very own and now we can't be friends, I'm so sad..... lol

Wasn't there one recently that was saying she was going to have the ceremony and reception in the barn, have her FH and Groomsmen arrive in a 4-wheeler, and she was arricing in the front loader of a tractor? And was asking about centerpiece advice?? LOL I was like we have bigger problems than the centerpieces. Trust me if I was at that wedding, that would be the last thing I was looking at.

Still here Trisk!!

This thread is still hilarious, but if you're going to try to insult a real bride, try to learn how to spell. =]

Well ladies, I would say I'm getting off of here because I have a life outside of WW... but... I think I'll go create **** new names and then post on EVERY ONE of your guestbooks. That should at least take me until Monday, then my miserable week will start all over again. My husband has been asking why I've been sitting in a dark room for the past month with WW screens up all over my computer. I wish he would just leave me alone. Doesn't he know I seek revenge on all you totally evil women? Gah. He will never learn.

A real bride being someone who will actually someday get married in say under twenty yrs????

Now now Luta. Just because someone doesn't have money DOES NOT mean they cannot have an expensive wedding and honeymoon!! GEESH. Every heard of the lottery? Money trees? The pot at the end of the rainbow?

July, you forgot Talent contests!!

July- Or Daddy...