WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

One more:

-We paid $10 for our entire wedding. If you pay more then you are clearly getting ripped off.

So my MOH has these two tattoos, on her back(which will be covered by her dress), that she's had since we met, but I think they are hideous, even though i've never told her that,

should I ask her to cover them up? Oh and do you think she will be offended when I do ask her to cover them?

Okay, which should I choose?

They are just sooooo different that I can't choose which direction to go in. PLEASE HELP!!! IT IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LKJASEKJF

This is still going? LOL.

Just made it through the last of this from when I left, and my God, these are all hilarious. Thanks for the laughs ladies!!

I might just have nightmares tonight though that include "Princess" the dog...that thing is f-cked up!! YIKES!

She ONLY wanted 8-10 hours of coverage, 100 prints, and a big leather album. I swear to you, she was ready to write me a check for TEN dollars!

UGH! SO MAD!

Like, my so called friend who has been with her bf for three years just got engaged. It isn't fair. I met my FH two months ago and we just got engaged last week. Now it is all about her! I tried to explain to her that she needs to take it back and not tell anyone until after MY wedding, because she is stealing MY thunder! Am I being unreasonable in asking her to stop being such a b!@#* and let me have MY year?

So, FH proposed with a cheap ring. I am so pi$$ed because I have very high standards and told him I like expensive things. NOTHING less than 2.5 carats. What does he do? Gives me a 1.5 carat ring. On sale. Whatev. I told him to take it back and take out a loan or get a third job because I deserve to be treated like the queen I am. I told him that as soon as he gets me what I deserve, I will have my mom check it out with her diamond checker thing because I ain't gonna be wearing no glass.

Fh has not proposed yet but I can feel it in my soul soon ladies!

Ladies okay me and fh were walking in the mall and like I saw him glance in the window of Za

Loading this on my iPhone - sucks balls!!

@Carmen - I'm SO with you, I can't read legit threads now - I keep thinking they're fake in my head

My engagement ring is turning my finger green, can anyone recommend a good jewelry cleaner or does it just need to be re-dipped in the white gold stuff again?

My FH has a serious issue with women being taller than him. He's 5'8" but my sister is 5'9" and me BMs are wearing 12 inch heels. I asked her to get her legs amputated from the knees down. At first, she got so mad at me, but then realized it's MY day and it would make me happy. So she did it. Now, she keeps bitching that she's broke and can't pay for her BM dress! She just spent $50,000 on a surgery- I know she has the money somewhere!

I want to kick her out of the wedding, but I think I may just disown my entire family instead. What do you think?

This is the most fun I've had in a long long time.. OMG...

I want your guys opinions but really I want you all to agree with me and if you don't I'm gonna bitch about how mean you guys are!

We have engaged for 4 years, are getting married in 2 months and my fh still hasn't told his family about me? He says his mother has so much going on and has a bad heart that the surprise may kill her, I know he loves me and is so sweet for worrying about his mum, should I push him to tell me when he will tell his family or just trust he knows best?

Fh has not proposed yet but I can feel it in my soul ladied!

Ladies okay me and fh were walking in the mall and like I saw him glance into the window at Zales!OMG

I wonder if he will get me the princess cut,I did put the pic of it in his wallet!

Ladies please keep me and fh in your prayers because we had an argument about me being obsessed with gettin married!WTF

Okay ladies tonight is the night fh asked me to go to a fancy resteraunt for dinner and we never go anywhere that dont put

our food in a paper bag or we order our food through the big clown head!I will post at the table!TTYS!!

Sorry it took me so long to post ladies but I have some bad news,fh broke up with me at dinner,I know you are as suprised as me!

He had the nerve to say that I was too obsessed with getting married!WTF

Is anyone interested in buying a wedding gown,cathedral length veil,50 gold table runners,fg dress,and 650 copies of Martha Stewarts Weddings!

So I got Paula Abdul to choreograph a really cool dance for my reception with my entire family, FH's family and the Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleaders. I contacted them and they won't come to my ceremony! I'm trying to substitute my BMs, but they don't look good in the outfits- especially my pregnant FSIL. My mom keeps getting mad because FH's grandma keeps running over her toes in her wheelchair and she doesn't like the lift sequence. It's not my fault my dad can't lift her anymore- but don't even get me started on that.

My wedding is in 4 days! I have to some professional dancers! I'm under budget by $10- so that should cover it. Do you think I can get all the casts from Dancing with the Stars- well, just the real stars anyway?

Can I hire David Tutera to do my wedding for 100.00? Oh damn it why not?? That's not fair.. I want him.. I want him.. I want him..NOW

WOW. That took forever to read but so worth it. Even my husband is sitting here laughing with me. Greatest post ever.

"I am SOOOO pissed! My pictures came back 5 months after the wedding and they are all HORRIBLE. They are blurry and bad and yellow. Why is this happening to me? I though the guy I hired for $10 from Craigslist was really good!!! I'm going to sue. It's all the industries fault because the photographers I really wanted overcharge."

I want to have butterflies released at my wedding. But, i can't find any in my exact shade of green. Do you think I would paint their wings? Does anyone have a vendor that can do this for free? There are only like 3000 of them, so like, not a lot. I can totally write them a good review.

Yeah i agree with caitlin this was so worth the time it took to read haha you girls are nuts!!