WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

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Oh oh! Here's another one I love/hate.

WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND STOP REPLYING TO THE TROLLS? EVERY TIME YOU MAKE A THREAD ABOUT TROLLS IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE! (Even though this post is about nothing but trolls and I'm being a total hypocrite.) JUST FLAG AND MOVE ON! OHMUHGOSH!!!!

Like this?

Or not. The other way is confuse the

Aaahaha it didn't work

FUN times!! I heart so many i cannot even begint o give props where due!!

And Hiya Amber! Asked about you the other day!

Ok. ladies i need your advice. i married my husband bob three months ago. well today he tells me hes 67 wtf!?! i thought he was 28 at least thats what he said when we got togheter. anyways i want to get annuled bc he lied to me. but i never thought to ask his mom or checking his id for his real age. its cool if i might have married a murder..

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ladies remember that post..

If you don't like a thread topic, then don't read it! (But I'm gonna get totally pissed at you bitches if you don't leave me 100 comments agreeing with me!)

1) I don't want a ringbearer or flowergirl. I want all the attention.

2) I don't want pregnant bms or bms who are moms or dating anyone. I only want energetic bms who are not too skinny, not too tall, single, experienced, and able to attend to my appearance and make sure my day is smooth.

3) Is it ok to invite ppl only to the ceremony and not reception?

4) No one gets a plus one unless they are married. No flavors of the week, I don't care if they don't know anyone else there or that they have flown from out of the country...it doesn't matter that they feel uncomfortable...It's all about me. If they feel lonely at my reception, they should come up to me and tell me how gorgeous I look and how happy they are for me, forget about themselves and their pitiful lives. They need to focus on me.

5) Everyone must bring a gift equivalent to their meal plate cost or cash equivalent, not combined, but per person.

6) Women need to give separate gifts for bridal shower and wedding present...

@Nicole, my computer isn't hot or anything, but anytime I go anywhere near my Hotmail it makes a whimpering sound.

Mrs McDevitt-- I so remember that one!!!

This post took FOREVER to read. And was pretty darn entertaining. But, I can't think of anything to add...

My FH isn't nearly as excited about wedding planning as I am. He refuses to wear a pale pink chiffon tux with the sup-er cute fuschia shoes I picked out for him. He refuses to go to every sinlge place that could possibly be a location for my wedding within a 200 mile radius. Can you believe he won't write me a blank check to cover all the wedding expenses? Daddy doesn't understand why he wont' cater ot my every whim! Oh, and my ring is only 27 carats! Cheapskate! I can't believe he would do this to me!

Should I uninvite him?

I havent ever posted here beofre and after reading through 3 threads I just know that you ladies can decide the songs that i will need to use for the walk down the asile. The Father Daughter Dance (which is with my Dad who is paying for some things, but i dont like him; so I just want something generic) and the perfect First dance song for me and FH!

THANK YOU!

I need some advice on how to keep my man happy. We have been dating for 3 weeks when we got engaged. I told him I wouldnt sleep with him until we were at least engaged. But after accepting the proposal i decided that if he loved me We could wait until the wedding night. I havent started planning at all because I want an upgrade first!!! But I am thinking 12.20.2012. He doesnt want to wait! Do you think hes the one? Also i am late on my period and having headaches and cravings..Should i take a pregnancy test?

I feel like the latecomers who made it to the bottom of this thread should get a trophy of some sort.

Also, I was thinking of serving sticks of pure sugar, topped with honey, as the only food at my reception. It's my theme! My mom says she's diabetic and my wedding could kill her. What a momzilla! Doesn't she know it's my day?

Should I click the button? I already know that I am going to buy this necklace/candle/aisle runner but I just can't committ to it without being told that "OMG AMAZING I WANT ONE TOO!" by at least 15 people.

I should have clicked the button *sad face here*

I waited too long and of course the etsy seller sold out, ended up in the hospital and lost both hands and can no longer make them.

Should I click the button? I found something else similar to what I posted about 4 other times, but just want to make sure they are good!

Why does my officiant charge so much for 15 minutes of work?

I actually DID have a bride offer me $10.00 to shoot her wedding...

I need help with my seating chart. I want to arrange it so all the ugly people are hidden behind some draping or something in the dark. I didn't want to invite ugly people at all but my fiance got all huffy about not getting invited to his own wedding. What the heck??? I mean I love him and all but ITS MY DAY and he is going to ruin it with his uglyness. Can't I like have a stand in groom or something?