WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

So my dress is like really classy and I had it made especially for me! My mom won't buy it because it shows my nips...really?!? what an effin bitch, I want to look like a fairy princess slut on my wedding day and she just doesn't get it!

I designed it myself so it's really classy and special..and well my FH loves my nipples!!

Is there anyone here that can give free legal/ medical advice?

*I really effing hate those posts*

Man, Shannon...I feel sorry for your e-mail inbox today!! Is your computer hot yet?!?!?!

OK Ladies VOTE for my MOH--- Pick 1 or 2

1) Snotty-a$$ friend that is BEAUTIFUL but about the biggest b*tch and most critical snob you will ever meet.

2) Kindhearted generous nicest friend you will ever meet, she's always there for me- she is butt-ugly though.

What do I do???? I want everything perfect and BEAUTIFUL-- I cant have an eye sore in my wedding pictures. VOTE 1 or 2 pick my MOH

This stuff is so FUNNY.....and only because there is a bit of truth in all of them....

I vote for number 1 and also make sure the Best Man is hot as well, you can't have uneven beautiful people walking down the *isle* - it will just eff up your entire day!! (I don't care if it's your FH's best friend since he was 2 and the dude is dying, he has to to understand, it's YOUR DAY!!!

I've seen posts close to most of this stuff....LOLOLOL

just soooo funny

So I love my cat and she has to be in ALL the pictures, but my venue is saying that I can't bring her! WTF! Don't they understand how she's the BEST CAT IN THE WHOLE WOLRD?!?!?!?!

Really it could ruin the whole effin wedding. I might have to find my FH the perfect best man now---- Sharon you are brilliant!!! They need to all be BEAUTIFUL walking down the "isle" ITS MY DAY AND I WILL HAVE EVERYTHING PERFECT

K.... everyone ready set go----> find him send me the info to "myperfectwedding.com" K-THANKS

OMG @ Analy!!! If I had a font that was bigger than caps I would put that! I so agree with you! Like I am trying to buy a house/car/pay for school. What do you random ppl that I have never met, know only wedding related things about, and live in other states think?

Really? You are really going to take advice on something as serious as buying a house/car/school etc. from someone you only know WEDDING details about? Of course, why not? It's like we're family! I know your wedding colors! Now should I file for bankruptcy

**Footnote**: this is NOT a personal attack on ANYONE. But seriously if you really are making this big of a decision, don't you think you out to talk it out with professionals, and family? Just sayin, that be truf!

@Analy, you forgot to add social security numbers to you introduction post. How can we really know you??

Along the lines of other wedding topics that will get lots of controversy:

I want to have an all Republican wedding, how can I word this in the invite?

I want to have my guests pay for their own food, should I tell them when they arrive or just send them a bill?

I am very spiritual/religious. I want God to be in my wedding and marry my FS to me. I only want ppl who are pure to be there so that God will show up. No one has responded to the 102 question survey about the "pure-ness" of themselves. How did you handle this?

I need to lose 100lbs in the next 4 months. Which of those online diets will do that for me? I need to look super toned and hot for my wedding, but I don't have any time for anything besides McDonalds to eat. So I need a diet which will work with that.

@Paige- You can make font bigger But I'm not sure if it will let me show you how?

Is it okay to start booking all the vendors I picked out now? I mean, I'm still single and refuse to "play the field" because I know that God will bring me a husband and it's totally a sin to actually ask a guy if he'd like to go have coffee. But when God brings me a husband, he'll totally agree with absolutely everything I think and say anyway, so it should be fine if I book caterers and photographers now right?

Excessive arguments with my FS don't cause divorce. It's totally healthy to have smack down fights all day every day. Any relationship that doesn't involve you screaming "Fcuk you" or "you're not really the father" at least once a day just isn't healthy at all, cause fighting makes you stronger.

Heheh love it! I was so passionate about that post! Girl I was like stompin all the letters out bc I was so into it! LOL

Let's see. You use the "less than" sign, type "big," then use the "greater than" sign. The more times you use that sequence, the bigger the font. Then to go back to small, do "less than," "/," "big," "greater than" the same amount of times you made it big. I wash there was a simpler way of explaining that, but it never lets me

Why is it that every time I make a broad generalization like "young girls must be pregnant if they're getting married," "skinny girls are idiots," "stay-at-home-moms have no ambition," or "working women are destined for divorce cause they ignore their spouse," everyone gets all bitchy at me? WTF?!?!?! You KNOW you're sinning, so why are you judging ME? You're not very good Christians and your wedding is going to look like isht. I hope you get herpes and you die. Whores.

You can also do "less than sign" font size"equal sign""plus sign""number""greater than sign" and it'll work.

OMG Giggles you lost me.... LOL but thank you for typing all of that lol I'm sure it was confusing to type! So Sweet