WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

"I am getting my make up done and was thinking about not letting my MOH and BM get theirs done, I don't want them to look better than me- What do you think about them just wearing a brown paper bag over their heads? I am having brown as a wedding color so It will match" What do you think?

My fh is catholic and I agreed to do a traditional mass for the wedding but then I realized it was like SUPER long. Do you think he would notice if I told the pastor to skip all the extra stuff. I mean I will be dazzling so my fh shouldn't care.

My BM's won't pay the 3,000 for their dresses! They're being so selfish. I should totally kick them out right?!

Oh I have terrible cramps today and this is so improving my day.

"Hi, I'm a child and my life doesn't have any direction, but I'm madly in love, why doesn't everyone approve of my wedding?"

It's against my BM's religion to wear anything above the knee. Well. Too bad, because I want my BP (men included) in mini skirts so everyone looks totally hawt.

Hi my wedding isnt until 2014 and i cant find a dress a like any suggestions

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No one in my BP is agreeing with everything I want! They won't do anything I ask them to and are being totally unfair! They don't understand that my wedding needs to be absolutely perfect! I should totally kick them out for being so rude right?!?!

I am so in love with my bf, I mean fh he just proposed at homecoming!!! My parents don't approve of him (he is 19) so they can't know about the wedding. He works at Burger King and has been saving for a few weeks and I just got like $500 for my sweet 16 do you think that will cover the wedding? I want it to be really special. Oh and does it like count as a legal marriage if I use a fake id? I want to be legally married when my baby (I am thinking either winfred or Princess Lily depending if its a boy or girl) is born so it has too be like really soon! Thanks so much Oh and one more thing can I combine the baby shower and wedding shower but still get 2 gifts? I don't want to have to pay for 2 parties.

*golf clap @ Sass* Bravo!

I've got $3,000,000 left over after coming in under budget. What to do, what to do? Oh, hell no I'm not donating any of it to charity. Starving children are dirty.

What the flip? I went to the world'd top scientist man and asked him to clone Michael Jackson so I'd have an awesome singer/dancer at my wedding. WTF he won't do it, I don't know.

My dad just lost his job. Looks like he needs to go find a new one so the Pussy Cat Dolls can still perform.

@Giggles - the funny thing is that when I first joined WW someone was actually talking like this! It kindda freaked me out! lol

@The people who find this post offensive- Honestly, usually I understand where some things said on here can be hurtful, but this stuff is so far out there that it is all in humor. Funny thing is, I've asked the first question I posted on this thread myself. I put it on here because I got tons of negative feedback when I originally posted the question. Therefore, here, I was simply saying it would get 40 controversial comments.

For the record, I've also thought about running off with FS after pictures for some quick nookie... LOL... but well, that's because I heart my public sex. (P.S.- not going to do it because YES, it is rude and tacky!)

@Giggles- yea, but pretty sure you didn't make a damn public post asking our opinions on the topic either! LOL

@Giggles: It's only rude and tacky if you get caught.

My SO just lost his job and says he won't buy me the $10,000 ring I want and I'm certainly not contributing...WTF?

You girls ROCK !

medicine for one's soul. or is that food for one's grumpy mood.

either way it's awesome.

Lmao My mind went blank after laughing so much lol

*Jumps up and down* MORE MORE!!!!

BUMP BUMP BUMP... Dammit some one comment on MY POST!!