WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

I want to do a boudior shot for my fh. I don't like the ones with just me so I think I should invite his best man, he is really hot and will make the pics look awesome! What do you think?

I want my wedding to be super organic because I like totally love mother earth and stuff... So I'm thinking of having everyone just wear body paint, since that's totally safe and not waste or anything... But there's some less than fabulous bodies coming to my wedding... Should I have a separate room for those people or just make them all go on a starvation diet so they can like look better. I can only come to you guys with this because every one else in my life is just being mean to me for this! It's MY wedding! Why are people being so unreasonable?!?!

You ladies are all mean! Just because I post once or twice about my unicorn jetpack enterance you make fun of me! Well thats it I am going to the knot! They are SO much nicer there.

I want to make sure that it is 75 degrees and sunny on my wedding day. Is there a service for that?

I'm trying to cut costs on my food so, I'm totally not going to feed my vendors even though they made an effort to provide me their services at a steal of a cost. I'm entitled to such service being that it's MY day.

Omg, so one of my bridesmaids is sick and had to go to the hospital for pneumonia and won't come try on dresses tomorrow with the rest of my bridesmaids. What a b!tch! I told her if she didn't come she was out of the bridal party. Am I wrong for being upset about this? I just feel like if she was a real friend she would check out of the hospital early!

My wedding was great, so now I'm in the wedding planning biz. Ta-da! Who needs years of experience behind them, or certification, my wedding is my edu-ma-ca-tion.

I have ALWAYS wanted an outside wedding. The thing is I am getting married on Christmas, in alaska and I wanted my bridesmaids to wear a strapless tea length dress so now they are complaining that they will want something that covers their legs! Should I just kick them all out? I mean its MY day.

Would it be cute to have my FS wear a collar during the wedding, and then at the end, I can clip on his leash and walk him back down the isle on all fours? Totally cute right? No? SHUT UP IT'S MY DAY!

I want my father to pay for my entire wedding but the b*stard wont, should he be uninvited??? What should I do- I want my dream wedding..

Thanks ladies I needed this!!!!

I want to have all my bridal party to dress in camo so they blend into the venue. That way all eyes will be on me for sure. Should I ask them to paint their faces too?

I need help decorating my isle!

My bridesmaids have like TONS of kids. My budget is shrinking because I have to fake n bake like every day and get starbucks, so I was wondering how much I should offer to pay them to have their kids like make my dress for me? You know, like in the old times! Does $1 an hour work? Or is that like totally too much? I don't want to over pay!

I am silently judging you because you live with your FH before you're actually married.

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*whispers* Sinners.

@ Jennifer O, I *hate* that! thank you for posting that!

I'm 25 and only on my third marriage. WHY won't my parents pay for this one, too??

Marriage #16, he IS the one!

Ugh. My selfish father just called and said he has cancer and 3 days to live. THAT'S MY WEDDING DAY!!! Even worse, now that he has... ooooh... med-i-cal biiiiills, he can't pay the remainder of my $178,000 catering bill. JERK!!!

@Miya- I love that one!

You should all feel sorry for me and comfort me right NOW. I totally had a horrible day. I spilled my frappuchino, my hair is like, totally flat, and the AC says it's 72 in here, but like, it's totally not. OK rant OVAR!

Cakes are SO expensive so I want to do cupcakes. I have about 500 people coming to the wedding. Do you think that I should make them the night before hand or that morning? They have to be PERFECT!

You're all sinners for living with your FH. That is so against like everything!

Oh but I think I'm pregnant and I'm not sure if it's FH's baby or not... How do I go about getting a paternity test like in secret, so he doesn't know I've been sleeping around with half the congregation?!