Fun Ways To Annoy Your Man!!!

This guys are soooo patient with us eh? then again, they are annoying little feckers too...

Damn, Siera, that last one is killer! We're not quite to that comfort level yet (Shower door is glass and right in front of the toilet) but as soon as we are, I'm totally stealing it!!

My Big Momma always said men don't want women that are all sweet and nice all damn day every day!!!Her and My Grandad were together 48years so I listend when she talked!!!

And FH says my evil a$$ turns him on!!!LOL

He just got "RICHARD" ...now he knows i'm serious

Amen to the Annoying Little Feckers!!!LOL

Him: but im in a bad mood, i wanna be in a positive frame of mind (i.e. another beer)

me: i've got boobs, we've go alcohol...it's you effin wedding video...what more do you want?!?

That worked! ha! see you guys later

If mine really gets on my nerves, I reach under arm muscle and squeeze moving back and forth with my nails...he hates this and it hurts. You can be really annoying like him and make up corney jokes and say them over and over and over again. He hates when I goose him...boy does he get mad. Yeah, I pinch his nippies and that makes him really mad. I will stand right in front of the TV so he can't play his videogames and he dies and gets all mad. Sometimes he's playing and I will sit right on top of him and have a conversation. That's all I have and I'm loving others ideas!

Have fun sharon!!!

@Sharon I think we are related I am going to have to shake my family tree!LMAO

@Luta you are a feisty devil!LOL

@MAM We have been together for 9 years sometimes I think we may be too comfortable!!!lol

He gets annoyed when I am on the computer and I go on auto pilot. (Oh really? uh huh...yeah, that's great honey) Sometimes I get away with it. Sometimes he catches me. =/

Yep...I do dutch ovens too...in the bed, and in the car (lock the windows) lol.

I'm a dog person, (he's a dog AND cat person) so I'll threaten to run over stray cats in the street to annoy him.

Other than the typical emotional manipulation when we fight, I'd say my offenses are pretty minor.

Okay this may be gross to some of you but I've been with the fs for awhile now lol... I'll pop his zits and then wipe my nails off on his clean shirt really annoys him!

Sharon, you are totally, 100%, without a doubt, my Shero!

Now Luta that is some nasty shiz!!!LMAO

We think alike LOL!

I clean my ears with a hair pin and wipe it on the shirt that he has on!!!

When we have (Special Time) and he wont go get me a wash cloth I use his face cloth!!!

I love the tampons in the truck! LOL. My husband hates when I tickle him and make him squeel like a little girl. Other than that, weird things annoy him like touching his lil pinky toe or pushing on his veins. He is weird, haha.

ROFL SIERA!!!!

These are great!!!! I watch reality shows he hates like Real Housewives just to get him annoyed. But he plays right back by constantly watching Man vs. Food...the same episodes over and over. I always de-pants him and smack his arse whenever he's going up the stairs ahead of me. For some reason I get a kick out of that. I also dutch oven him...and he can never get me back because I'm too much of a ninja. We're bad because we do everything in front of each other...bathroom, shower...there's no modesty here! It's amazing I still turn him on. lol

He likes the stove to stay completely clean...he even takes the time to clean it thoroughly every time he cooks. I always leave crumbs and drips down below the grate near where the gas comes from bc I'm not about to clean that everyday!! (And I know he'll do it.) haha He can't stand it. We usually cook together, but it gets me off the hook for doing the actual cooking!

Tampons don't bother Thanh at all... hmm Now you all have me thinking of what I can do this weekend to drive him crazy.

The worse thing that was kind of mean but he deserved it!

When we first started dating he told me that he wanted to take a break to make sure that this was what he really wanted and I was pissed.Well FH is muslim and does not eat Pork so I went home and made lasagna which he loves and put all kinds of pork sausage in it and I asked if he wanted to come over for dinner and of course his greedy a$$ ran over !I never enjoyed watching someone eating my food so much he had about 3 plates and then asked me to wrap some up for his lunch the next day.I waited until lunch time watched him eat the last bite and then told him that he had been ejoying Swine for the last 2 days!!!Gotcha

He did not speek to me for 2 months!!!!

Ahahahah this thread is hilarious. My FS and I don't use each others real names anymore, it's kind of weird but we seriously don't. It's always baby, honey, sweet heart ect. So when I say "Dan!" he's HATES it it's hilarious! He actually does the strip dance when I'm talking to my mom on the phone, he'll do a dance and everything it's hilarious. And my FH can't drive (has a slight visual impairment) and on weekdays FH hates to run errands he just wants to go straight home. So I'll say, oh yeah I'm gonna run past my moms house, he gets all aggravated and pissy until we pull up to the apartment without stopping hehehe.