Fun Ways To Annoy Your Man!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH! I'm laughing too hard to think! Lemme get back to you on that one

I make him get up and make me coffee every morning (he works from home and doesn't have to get up). I let my Iphone alarm go off every minute, if that doesn't work, I pull the covers off him and bite his arse until he gets up.

I make up FB pages consisting of his modeling shots when he was in his 20's and tell everyone on WW..lol

OMG...these are hilarious!!!

This probably sounds gross, but I love to lick his face when he annoys me....and aim for his glasses, too. :-)

This is funny! I leave my cell phone on and text all of my friends so that way it is always going off and I also wash dishes because he doesn't like it when I do them because I don't do them his way. It's funny because I haven't had to do them since we moved in together which was 2.5 yrs ago.

Oh forgot one...he's a clean freak and loves the fridge to be smudge free (it's silver), when he's pissing me off I put my handprints ALL over the fridge - drives him mad.

This might be gross to some, but I love to be behind him in stores or walking up the steps and poke his butt. He gets so mad! haha

I can be pretty forgetful which drives him nuts anyways but when he's being a poop I forget things on purpose Like my cell before bed (which is my alarm clock) then force him to get out of bed to go get it I hit snooze a few times every morning to snuggle even though he just wants to sleep! Annnnd.... when he's in a bad mood I hug him super hard, and nestle and tickle him until he has to laugh.... it drives him crazy but makes him smile

Oh I totally do that too AF now that's a blast!!

I also paint on the back of his bald head when he goes to sleep... That's a blast!

I ask him to please get me something, wait for him to sit back down, then ask for something else. This usually goes on for around 10 minutes before I am told to get up and do it myself. 5 minutes in I get the "are you serious" look.

My husband denies he is ticklish so when he is annoying me or being a grumpy ass I start to tickle him till he cant take it anymore and runs away or ill poke him in the sides repeatedly lol

Luta - i'm soooo stealing the feminine products thing. that's awesome!

Lets see I run the water when hes in the shower...Ive turned off the water heater before

I make him change the poopie diapers. IDK Im not super vengeful LOL although Ive thought about smashing his games before..Oh sometimes I let the kids run away with his stuff that I know he doesnt want them to have

I just get in his face and get all close and clingy, he is really into having "space" and not being all "sappy" and holding hands in public etc. . . drives him NUTS!

I just showed him my boobs while he was on a major conference call...lmao

That's an awesome one Sharon. I am a fan of playing strip (insert video game of choice here) when he is on the phone with his mother.

Sherri - that's even better! he was in the middle of making a point and he actually starting coughed because he couldn't think what he was saying.

Yeah I paint his head... when he falls asleep he zonks the freak out. I don't know how he does it, it's like he just passes out or something.. but yeah I totally paint his head.

OH MY GOD Luta...that's hysterical!!

Hahahahahhaahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahah... that's funny. I can't think of anything I've done... I've unplugged his playstation remote once... when he's texting someone and I'm trying to talk to him I press buttons on his phone and try to mess it up... and if he tells me to quite down when he's on the phone sometimes i say "WHAT!?!?!?" lol