Fun Ways To Annoy Your Man!!!

Grey don't say DAN what you should do is start baby talking, I promise you he will hate that more *awwww I wuvvvvvvvvv u my wittle snooky bumpkinpumpkenpie* ROFL I love doing that to my FS or I do it to his stomach *that looks like he is preggers after he eats* ROFL

D*mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn SIARA you mean!!!!!!!! Loven it!!

I have one weakness that fh uses to his advantage! There is a song that I hate and when I hear it I want to vomit(not joking)I get really sick and cant get the song out of my head!If this is your song (JMO)!Want to Hear It Here It Go!!!

He hates it when I kiss his nipples. It bugs him so bad. I also do the flashing him or getting him arroused in an inappropriate setting. I also like to start kissing him or talking to him when he's in the middle of a big videogame battle. lol. I once taped over his porn with a live N'SYNC concert. That was awesome! I know I do a lot of lil annoying things, but most aren't on purpose. He's the main offender in our relationship. He LOVES to annoy me. And he does it all the time because it's so easy to piss me off.

I do this one to my FS Sierra!!!

Oh and he hates it when I talk back to the tv. Sometimes I do it just to annoy him. I love reality shows and SYTTD and House Hunters/Property Virgins, So You Think You Can Dance, etc. I always critique along with the judges or star. But honestly, most the time I don't even realize I'm doing it until he mimicks me. And he knows I hate it when he does that.

@Luta ROTF!

Some smart a$$ gave my son a toy keyboard that had that song on it for his 5th birthday and after 2 days on heavy rotation I took the batteries out and we joke that it was possessed because it would still come on even without the batteries!!!!LOL

OH Siera we had one of those toy potty chairs that would do that but it was always when FS was in the bathroom... It would keep repeating "All Done, All done, ALL DONE" and FS had taken the batteries out himself but it kept doing it.

This is a great post!!! @Luta you are sick, lmao!!!

@Sieramiss "you know you was dead wrong!!!!"

Lemme see....he'll try and make up after a disagreement so I'll act like I'm over it but when we wants to "really get at it" I grab my stuff & say "I gotta go!" LMAO!!!! Gets him EVERY time...I don't forgive that easily!!

When he's talking crazy I say "yep, you got it. Uh huh, you right" ooohh he hates that!!

Start flipping channels

Start throwing things around (he's a neat freak)

Watch WEtv when I know there's a game on or whatever he's watching

I'l start cleaning out his ears with my finger nail

dutch oven is classic!!!

I'll eat a dairy product (I'm lactose intolerant) and gas up his shyt...the car, his face..I don't care when it comes out, it comes out!

ROFL Mrs P and you say I'm sick!!!!! I eat eggs, that will do it every time!!!

@Mrs P let him tell it I done ruined him for any other women and took away all chances for his after life with Allah!!!LMAO

Have you guys ever played the odd or even game? Ask you FS odd or even. When he asks why, just say he will find out. Wait for him to say odd or even, then go down and rip out a bunch of leg hair. Count the leg hair and if it is what he guesses (an odd number or an even number) then he wins! Haha!

ROFL that's awsome!

@Laura are you a dentist cause you trying to get all our teeth knocked out!!!!!LMAO

Hahahaha! Seriously girls try it! But make sure you got your tennis shoes on so you can RUNNNNNN!

OMG @Laura....he would prob punch me as a reflex!!! lmaooooooo

@Sieramiss I would say so....the man needs to get sanctified!!! lol

I poke him in the side, stomach, arm or where ever i can reach. I will stick my finger in the part of his crack that shows when his pants ride down, he HATES that. The other day him and my ManOH were really pissing me off , we have a spray bottle for our cats, so I grabbed it and started spraying FH and my ManOH. He wouldn't let me near the bottle for 2 days after, lol When he really really pisses me off I give him the silent treatment, that gets him begging in no time

When my FH is in the shower sometimes I'll go in the kitchen and get ice water and dump it on him!

I take my hair that falls out while showering it place it all of the side of the shower... He HATES that! I tell him it's better than down the drain and I don't b*tch about his shaved hairs in the sink!

This is my favorite post on WW ever. Sharon, you're just amazing- I idolize you.

Shaunie, damn woman you must be great in bed for him to put up with your crap lol!! FS is OBSESSED with his car, I'm soooo going to do the alarm thing. That's awesome.