Fun Ways To Annoy Your Man!!!

@Shaunie....ok..I'm totally doing the locking thing tonight! :-)

I didnt do this to FS, but to an EXBF.....I taped the water sprayer thingy so when he went to wash his hands, he turns on the water and the sprayer got him right in the face! he didnt talk to me for an hour after that......thats why he is an EX....never took jokes well.

Yeah I'm totally doing the lock thing tonight too!!!!!

You guys are hilarious..Luta I'm gonna try some of yours!!

My FS hates when I go near his behind...so when he comes out of the shower I walk behind him and slap it real hard and say dayum I love that ass! He really gets pissed! LMAO

LOL- I got that one from my grandmother, she used to do it to my grandfather when he came home drunk and she didnt want to be bother with him, he'd go sleep in the car LOL

OH and I'm not allowed to do laundry any more cause when he moved in I put all his white shirts in with one of my reds and then I put dish soap in the washer.... hehehehe... he does all the laundry now

@ Damaris FS hate for me to his behind, I do it all the time and I pinch his nipples he gets pissed

Yes Shaunie me too (with the nipples) I wonder why they get so mad!

This is really mean and probably x rated.. but i'll get him all ..ermm.. riled up just before work (orally). then i'll grab my purse and say, sorry have to get to work. he calls me every hour on the hour to tell i'm a bitch. lol

Sharon, that's just mean!!! and BRILLIANT!

@maybe a mrs- I know, it's very mean. but it's so much fun...especially when i finally get home

Ok Im leaving work keep them coming Ill log on when i get home

OMG you ladies are crazy! But very funny!

You all are mean and vicious- and I love it.

I just like to mess with his seat position and his mirrors in his truck. It drives him nuts!

When he is trying to talk to me about something and he knows I am mad I just keep say Okay,Okay,Okay !He turns red!lol

I get a big cup of ice and start crunching it while he is watching tv.

I re-program all of his radio stations in the car to christian,hard rock,and classical!

I change all of his passwords on his phone,computer,and laptop!

I call him and then once he comes to see what I want I say never mind!

I make a meal that he really likes and then add something to it that he hates like mushrooms or olives!!!

Everytime he says something to me I will say Ask your Momma to do it!Cant talk about his momma thats considered a low blow!!!!

Hahaha Sharon I'll get him worked up in the car on the way home from a friends house and then he has to sit in the car awhile before coming in because our daughter never goes to sleep before we get home lol

Siera..you are an evil bitch and I love you for it!!

Haha Siera I do some of those, I re-program the radio station. I don't delete his passwords but I delete his "photos" on his laptop (he doesn't keep them any where else because of our daughter). I call him on the phone ten times in a row and totally forget what I was going to tell him. I do the meal thing too! lol

Ok he's annoying me now. I just want to watch the effin video and he said "gimme a minute, i need to relax" wtf? is the wedding video stressful? he's sitting on his computer reading about the dolphins and drinking a beer and making me wait. bastard.

The big one !

When my ex husband calls and I go into another room and make sure I giggle and laugh out loud at every dumb thing my ex says!!!FH will keep walking pass the door giving me looks !No sooner than I hang up the phone he'll say "what did he have to say that was so funny"!LMAO

Or I will wait until he is in the shower to use the bathroom(#2)He has no escape!!!lol Now That's Love!!!1

If your man has long hair this is a really good one... Take his brush and get all the extra stands and place them all over him while he is sleeping then put siccors on the beside table... Remember to snicker when you wake in the morning!