Fun Ways To Annoy Your Man!!!

You guys are awesome! I'm such a guy...I love to give him Dutch Ovens. I do it all the time and he's yet to get me back for it!

I'm a big fan of being as flirty and sexy as I can be while he's on the phone or doing something and then completely dropping it once he's free.

OMG Sharon that's so awsome!!!!!!!!!!

@Luta-that is hysterical

@Sharon-watching them try to cover up the stuttering they really want to do is the best part about it!

He hates when I fall asleep when he's talking. He gets totally annoyed when I'm loud but he shouldn't have made me mad because he knows its coming. He annoys me by making noises really loud constantly. He screams when he is playing a videogame and I'm trying to do my homework...that is pretty annoying. LOL...that's all I got for now. He likes to throw cold water on me when I'm in the shower. He opens the door on me when I'm going to the bathroom so I have to lock the door. He tortures me. So, hopefully those are some ideas to torture your man with!

One other thing...he loves his car so when he annoys me I smudge his car or I put my foot on the door to open it and leave a footprint....he gets sooo mad!

Ewwwww I hate when fs stands outside the door and talks to me when I'm trying to go to the bathroom. He knows I'm totally blatter shy. That's one of his ways of getting back at me.

Do any of your guys do that annoying shit with the car? when you are trying to get in and they keep driving off, seriously he's an arsehole with that. dude, that is sooooooooo old, quit it

LOL @ Maybe a mrs!!!! I was waiting for dutch ovens to come out! I like to "crop dust" him....you know...you're in the produce section standing next to him, crop dust, and then walk away...the old ladies think he did it! HAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, i'm going to sound lame..please explain dutch oven..lol

Mine keeps locking it, I go to get in and he'll hit the re-lock button ugh

@Sharon-FS has done that to me. That is the worse!

@sharon: laying in bed, covers down, fart, and then wildly flap the covers until it permeates his nose hairs. :-)))))

Hehe, a dutch oven is when you're in bed, fart, then quickly pull the covers over his head to trap him with the smell. It's juvenile and awesome!

@Jennifer, I crop dust too!

LOL @ Jennifer..ok I knew what it was, just didn't know the official name

Lets see, umm I hide game controllers, remotes, cell phones. OHH the other night I had his car keys and kept making his alarm go off, he kept running outside. I flush the toliet while hes in the shower. Im totally the do something sexy while hes on the phone person, and then as soon as he hangs up I stop.

The big one that drives him nut is when he comes home puts his key in the lock, unlocks the door, then I lock it back, we did this for about ten minutes one night he thought his key was broke. I wasnt suppose to be home, I was suppose to have went out with a friend. LOL

Ohhh...different versions of dutch ovens!!! love it!!!

Ewwww I'd soo kill him if he ever did that to me and he knows it. I've been known to tackle him and give him weggies when he makes me really mad so he tries very hard to stear clear of that.

Clarification @Sharon-FS has done the car thing to me, not the dutch oven

Shaunie ..you're evil! lol