Fun Ways To Annoy Your Man!!!

I pulled out on of FS Chest hair with tweezer while he was sleep

I'm so blessed to have found the man that I want to annoy for the rest of my life!!!!! ROFL

@ Danielle he say that if I wasnt so good he leave I told him Ill help him pack

Oh another thing when I mad I call him Ugly, he say if Im ugly why are u with My reply I needed a challenge to see how long I could stay with an ugly person LOL One day he said well if Im ugly ur calling our daughter ugly she looks just like him, My reply UMMM no that just mean you have features that only look good on a girl, pissed him clean off.

OMG that is soooooo awsome Shaunie!!!!

Oooolmg i have to come back and read all of this when I have more time but I have to add this one from americans funniest home videos!

This lady would lock her husband out every chance she got- locked out of the house, out of the car, etc. and she ALWAYS had a video camera with her and she would force him to do the running man or the cabbage patch dance before she let him in. They ended up winning $100,000 on AFV!

OMG, lol, i'm about to pee myself i'm laughing so hard at the comments here

Some of the things I do to annoy my DH? Well, let me count the ways, LOL

I have a biting problem (he thinks its a problem anyway) in my house, growing up my mom used to get overwhelmed w/how cute my brother and I were and would "bite" us, usually on the arm by the wrist. It was a love bite, never ever hard, and in most cases we would giggle, but the trait was passed down to me (my bro doesnt do it, i dont think) and so I did it to my brother all the time, but a simple gentle love bite didn't satisfy me so I tend to bite, pretty hard and A LOT. SORRY, i hope this isnt TMI and i promise you, it's NOT a sexual thing. It's like...omg your so cute i coudl pinch your cheeks thing, only i'm biting his arm instead. I do it to DH and he will "fake" yell at me and his revenge? SO Much worse than my love bites... he will lick my entire face. EWW! LOL Something my mom would call a "cow kiss" lol

p.s. i crop dust too, lol

This thread is hilarious!!! Great job Luta!

If we are in the car when he all popo to me i git out and start weking home i don't care how fare it is he will felow me and bag for me to get back in tell i do. i alway bug him when he on the phone with his mom or bothers now he goes out side to take so i can't.

We are very silly with each other. My most common method of annoyance is poking his belly because he is very ticklish. The other night, though, I was feeling particularly ridiculous and kept poking him in the face when he was trying to sleep, claiming I was just making sure it was still there. Perfect payback for him bugging me when I'm trying to sleep!

FH and I seriously just laughed are asses off to this shit! I don't do anything to annoy him and he don't to me... we just enjoy each other.. lol Ok, so we're boring! lol Gudnite ya'll

Okay so I'm seriously thinking about putting some elmer's glue in his roll deoderant but I'm thinking that might be a little too mean! It would be funny though ROFL He just fell asleep and I'm thinking about putting some cat food between his close let him wake up to that!!! lol

I know that my hubby is subscribed to my status's on Facebook so when he pisses me of i will update my status with indirect comments about whats going on then he will say is that status about or for me & of course i say no it makes him so mad

or i will start to say something then be like nevermind...that drives him crazy

Okay so my fs is soooo going to kill me ROFL but my latest facebook picture is!!!! awww doesn't he look cute!

Today in wall mart my FS p!ssed me off. I was looking at the cheese cake because I was hungry and thinking about getting one, and he got tired of waiting so he picked me up an carried me away. :/ I need to find more ways to get revenge.

I attempt to hold him down to tickle him...but the reality of life is I'm 100lbs against his 175. so I just fake scream/wine like he hurt me to make him feel guilty, it works every time.

& lets not forget all dressed up & no where to go...i put on my getem girl outfit, makeup, heels & walk out the door saying i will be back. Get in the car & ride around, go to a friends house, or walmart for about an hour dont answer any call or texts...get back home take a shower & go to bed...lol(this is only used for extreme payback)

Hahahaha these are awesome. I love the kitchen sink sprayer..pissed FS off very much! Another thing I've gotten him with a few times..he likes to "chat" while he showers so baby and I usually hang out in the bathroom and talk to him. Well there are a few times where I will be talking all nice and he'll be close to being done showering and I will wip the shower curtain open and throw red koolaid mix on his wet self. HAHAHA He HATES it It sticks right to him. So he has to shower again.

ROFL Nicci, that's AWSOME!!!!

Hahahahhah! Luta I have one of those too!

Thanks Luta! I learned it in college when my suitemates did it to me once :-) Never showered with the door unlocked again..him? Continously falls for it. He only buys lemonade or light colored mix now so it doesn't "Stain" his skin. Such a baby hahaha

Ha ha these are funny! Lets see I waited for him to take a nap before he has to work and painted all his finger nails a different color and he had no time to get it off.

I've swung the bathroom door open while he was on the pooper and took pictures and threaten to blow then up to 8 by 10's

Were in walmart and I know he's in the next aisle I will yell HEY CORDELL COME LOOK AT THIS! IT SAYS MAXI PAD! SUPER LONG AND HEAVY DAYS! If he is mean I yell at him and then I call his mother and rat and she yells at him too. If he walks past I will try and pull his pants down. Take all his shoe strings out of his shoes and he has to sit down and lace them back up. Yep this is going to be a great marriage. Thinking about it now did he really ask to spend his life with me lol.