WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

@Danielle - It would be even better if the crayons were to eat for dinner!

I'm plus-size, and I don't like the way stores only stock sample sizes. It's not because it makes it harder for me to shop. It's because I think all sample-size women are horrible, dreadful, unintelligent people who aren't "real women." Hey! Where did everybody go?

My pastor is doing my wedding and just because its his 50th wedding anniversary my fiance thinks we should tip him! That is crazy, I mean I have been going to his church for 2 weeks he should be glad to do my wedding for free!

Would it be ok if instead of a photographer I just tapped timed camaras to the kid's heads, I mean I know they'll be running around anyway? Or I could just have everyone take the pictures with their phones... Ya that sounds better!

I'm pissed that not everyone gave me a present

I invited everyone I have ever met since kindergarten to my destination wedding. I mean they won't be able to afford the $5,000 air fare and the $10,000 resort cost but they will still come to the bridal shower right? Plus I really don't want gifts so I just told them to bring cash in increments of $50 bills or higher. Should I add that I only want new bills? They should know better than to bring crinkled money as a gift right?

MY friend just lost her job, but she came to my wedding. She only got me a $20 gift though! How should I word my hate mail to her?

My ex that I once cheated on FH with is really good looking. Should I ask him to be in the Bridal Party as the Male of Honor, I only want good looking people in my party. Also bc he is Male of Honor, obviously I have to spend the night in his one bedroom apartment the night before the wedding. Why is FH freaking out about this??

Caterers are just too expensive. Our venue is right by taco bell so I think I will just have us all go there to eat. Should I put it on the invite so they know to have money ready. Oh and they will chip in and pay for my food since I am the bride right?

What happen to the agreement a few weeks or even a few months back that we don't bash other brides or brides-to-be on the board? This thread is pretty much doing that in an around about way.

@ Analy...my hate mail....lmao

OMG Paige if that was an actual post from someone here.... I hope they don't get married it'll help the divorce rate go lower...

This is my something blue. What do you guys think? Honest opinions.

"I'm pissed that not everyone gave me a present"

Mrs. Potter you effing rock for this!

Thier was like this psa thred sayin about bad gramer and stuf and like they never said about me butt i no it was how dare they think their better than i just cuz they cant read what me saying i am smart two

My bridesmaid is a single mom of 4 who has been out of work for two years, and she says she can't afford a $300 dress! WTF! Should I kick her out of the wedding party now, or wait until after she gives me my shower gift?

I want my bridesmaids to wear these really, really ugly dresses so that I look awesome on my wedding day, and they're complaining. I think they're being so unreasonable!

LMAO @ Sass! Classic!

@Serena - To me, it's less bashing, and more finding humor in the way people post the same questions over and over without running them through a self-awareness filter.

The "Person A didn't buy me a big enough gift, what a jerk!" question comes up a lot - and is so ridiculous that I have no idea how it gets posted in the first place, except for a hideous lack of grace.

Do you think my FMIL will notice if I ask her to stand in the back with the tall ppl? She's 4'11''

My MOH and her husband have been trying to get pregnant for 5 years, and have had a few miscarriages. Now she finally got pregnant, but she'll be 6 months pregnant at my wedding!!! What a b, right?! How could she? How do I tell her she'll be too fat to stand with me?

I really don't like the way my FH proposed to me. I made him do it over 4 times and now we don't have enough money to pay for the wedding or honeymoon. Gosh he is such a deadbeat right??