WWR: The Third Rails of Wedding Wire

I hate babies. All my selfish Bridesmaids are pregnant and due a week before my wedding. I don't want their gross babies ruining my day! Now they're upset with me. Did I do something wrong?

Rotflmao! this is the best afternoon I've had at work in a long time!

My man doesn't EVER look at other women, he never fantasizes about other women, he closes his eyes when beer commercials come on - if I caught him checking out the Pauly Girl, I would DIVORCE him!

OMG you guys are sooo funny I have been laughing the whole time I am reading this!!

I wanted all of my guests to coordinate. I put the info on my website and invites but my fmil showed up wearing a different color! My fiance wouldn't let me kick her out and now the whole wedding was ruined!

I don't understand why other countries (insert popular wedding tradition of another country here) at their weddings. That's so weird! Don't they know how to be normal?

My mother got a haircut that I hate! I told her not to come to the wedding and now she's mad. What did I do?

@Breanne- what's REALLY funny is that most of these have been real posts...in one form or another.

Well, I guess now I know why my posts don't have any comments!

*Hollering* at y'all and the low budgets. LMAO

And Unique I get that a lot, honeymoon or not. *sigh*

I can't believe the entire world didn't grind to a halt for my big day! I mean, really, my fiance controls the weather and he let it RAIN. Disaster!

I have 500 programs to put together and don't understand why my BM's won't work all weekend on them, I'm buying them $5 necklaces as their gifts - ungrateful bitches!

Why are all of you doing such ugly/ tacky stuff for your weddings?

Someone said something totally innocuous to me about my engagement, but I decided to take it really personally! Doesn't that make HER the beeyotch?

Would YOU let your FS go to a strip club? Those places are for dirty rotten nasty skanky drug addicted hookers and the slime balls that OBVIOUSLY have sex with them after each lap dance.

IS it rude if I talk about my wedding in front of my co workers, all day, everyday, and not invite them?

BEST. THREAD. EVERRRRRR!!!!!

Hahaha I'm dying laughing over here.

I don't want to have kids at my wedding. Can i just tell people their kids are f***ing little brats and if they bring them they will be locked in a room with a crayon?

I don't want to feed my guests, but worry that if I put that on the invite they won't come. My wedding is at 5pm. Is this okay?!?!

Hi. I'm a real WW bride. This is a fake name, I'm not a troll. I just wanted to let you all know how bad my feelings are hurt that you never answer my posts. You're all a bunch of evil women who never have anything nice to say. Kthanks bye.

Love,

Mrs. B... T... whoever I am. I've had so many names now I can't remember.

OMG my stupid whore bridesmaids refuse to take off a week fo work to go dress shopping with me! What skanks right??