Anonymous sex poll - how often do you do it?

Holy bollox. I just went to the playground and boom, a thousand new posts. Are 22 months olds old enough to take care of themselves so I can keep up with this thread? Jk

Anyway. Wow, Haley. That is really interesting. After I read 50 shades, I have to admit, I read up on it a little and looked for those schools because I couldn't believe they existed. Craziness. A friend of mine, male, is into this kind of lifestyle too but his gf of ten years is not. Now that must be difficult. :/

Anyway, I definitely have to propose the date night thing. Aaaaand put the lingerie on that's catching spiderwebs by now. How the hell did that happen? Sigh. And maybe we should check out the turnpike hehe. I also like the trench cost idea. FH hopefully enjoys what he is going to get. Man. I love WW. Even when most of the time I am just lurking and not participating because my thumbs are lazy and I don't have an office job lol

It really depends. One month I'm on him a few times a day, another month I'm only him for one day.

Lmao!

I feel like the NJ Turnpike is going to be seeing some action after this thread.

Oh. And as for the whole swinger idea, I don't know if your relationship is stronger when you do it or when you don't do it. We talked about it and decided it is not for us. I just couldn't picture him with another woman. It would kill me. Same reason why he will never get a threesome. Lol

Ok Exit 14 on the NJ Turnpike is mine!!! lolol All you posers go find your own exit lolol

The smaller numbered ones have fewer cops around but we like to live dangerously hahaha

I forgot that we did it in the parking lot in front of South Street in Philly as well...

I had an SUV back then...the back was like a bed...so many possibilities going on in there lolol

Nicole I cannot imagine ever seeing H with another person. I think I would vomit, cry, and then seriously injure someone, in that order.

He has an ex-gf that's on the fringe of our friend circle back home. She's SO sweet and if she hadn't seen my H naked I would totally want to be friends with her, but as is I kinda vacillate between wanting her to move to Antarctica and wanting to push her in front of a bus. I realize that is probably ridiculously immature but I can't help it. I never shared my toys very well on the playground either.

OMG Yardie I think it's hilarious that you know how many cops are at different exits on the turnpike. lmao!!!!!

OMG, I know exactly what you mean, Kris. If that ever were to happen, someone would need to hold a bucket, give me tissues and then keep all sharp things away from me. Thank goodness J would never do that. He goes crazy already when I say thank you to someone I went out with a couple times way back because he congratulated me on our engagement (and then cried because he and his gf just broke up lol)

Alright, Yardiegirl. Exit 14 is all yours . And thanks for the tip about the cops numbers. We will go for the smaller exits. Or we could live really dangerous and take over Secaucus.

Lmao!!!

I think I've actually done it in Secaucus. Sorry.

ETA: not on the side of the road though. So that's all yours!!!

Yardie not true! We live at Exit 4 - cops are always around because the AC Expressway is right there. Maybe venture down to Exit 3.. but be careful the further south in Jersey you get the more country you get! (cue dueling banjos)

OMG Lizz, good warning, we do not want one of our WW friends going for an outing and ending up knee-deep in the plot of Deliverance. No bueno.

Oh man. So we wouldn't be troopers? That stinks. We will have to find another exit then. Or go up a little and take the truck stop. Not. or we take over the parkway. Hmmmm.... I'll be running ideas in my head allllll day lol.

Lololol...oh I forgot about Exit 4 AC Expressway and Exit 6 because of the PA turnpike entrance....

well that leaves the others...you all can forage around there lol

LMAO@ krisa - you have to be aware of your surroundings...I learned that when we did it standing up in an alleyway once....man! I was sooo tense in the beginning...but after a few minutes...I didn't care anymore if you know what I mean *raises eyebrows* lolol

OMG. I am gonna pee in my pants cuz I am laughing so hard. So no exit past exit 4. Dutifully noted as well. Lmao.

Sorry, I was on diaper duty... don't want to get into details, it might ruin the mood on here.

I'm pretty sure it is a real collar. Like around her neck, that she eventually will have.

Until then, she has kinda a belly chain with a lock. I saw it, it is cute.

This is what I found online about collars

“Collaring” is viewed as a solemn commitment in the BDSM community. In a committed slave/Master relationship the slave promises, of his or her own free will, to obey the Master or Mistress in matters ranging from the physical to the spiritual, depending on what the two (or more) have negotiated.

The Master or Mistress, in turn, offers physical and emotional security, and he or she promises not to become sadistic. Wait. Scratch that. The Master promises that he or she will become sadistic, but in a loving way. Hang on. Let me rephrase. The Master promises to be sadistic, but in an agreed upon manner and only to the extent that the slave is willing to tolerate.

She had a whole weekend session where he went threw all of his "toys" on her to find out what she liked, what she didn't like, and how hard she liked it.

** and I love how this discussion is now talking about Yardiegirls expressway exits

*** I once did it on the side of the road on the 4th of July. We were parked on the side of the street like all the other cars, brought a blanket to cover ourself and had fun with the fireworks over head.

O.o.O!

And ewwwww, truck stop! Nonono! I watched a Lisa Ling expose about truck stops and teenage prostitution. Ew, nonono!

Omg kris I saw that one too. I will never forget.

Haha. Yea. Definitely a nonono. Can you imagine a trucker knocking at your window asking if he may join in? Ewww. And the prostitution thing certainly did not help. Yuck.

Oh. And diaper duty. Mmhm. My favorite part of my job. Especially when we reach double digits. And I am talking PER baby and yucky ones.

Bye bye mood. See you after a few pages of fifty shades...

Labake, was it not the most shockingly awful thing you've ever seen?!? Honestly I saw it YEARS ago and I've never been able to get it out of my head.

One of my very prissy girly clean-freak friends had a baby years ago, and I asked her how her life was different, and she replied, "Well lots of ways, but honestly the biggest everyday difference for me is that I've gotten used to cleaning human shxt out of my fingernails." Oh, how people adapt!!!!!!

Okay I want to hear more about this waist chain - does it just look like a belly chain with a tiny lock? I wore one a belly chain in HS with my boyfriend's low-rise jeans. I was watching too many Janet Jackson videos back then. OMG I thought I was hotshxt! lol.