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What have I done to my poor vagina! (NWR) (TMI.. aka.. vulger!)

JacobBride2B, on May 19, 2011 at 10:04 PM Posted in Etiquette and Advice 0 45

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OMG! OMG! OK, So I won a package for me and 3 of my friends to get a total spa day. My lil sis is getting married too, so I decided to take her, her MOH, and my MOH. We had 3 premiums we could choose from.. Sounds super sweet, right? We all decide to have the massage together and then picked our own things after that... I thought it would be super hott to get the brazillian vax and the premium tan (a bed that gives you a max tan in 10 mins) b/c FH had his first day off in like 2 weeks today... HORRIBLE IDEA!!!!! We get our massages, and then I go in for the waxing... I thought it would be hard core and I just wanted to say "yep.. I've done that!" HURT LIKE A MO FO! So then I go in for the tan and burnt my poor little naked Vaggie to a crisp!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!! Looks like poor FH will be icing my lady balls tonight instead of my "other" plan...

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Latest activity by Clare316, on May 20, 2011 at 5:17 PM

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2smilez4u · on May 19, 2011 at 10:07 PM
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Wow sorry to hear that. Im sure you guys will work it out. lol

Thanks for the information it clear I will not be getting one of those.

Hope you get better soon.
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Sharon · on May 19, 2011 at 10:08 PM
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OUCH!!! i can't believe they let you tan after the wax. crossing my legs in pain with you!
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Margaret · on May 19, 2011 at 10:09 PM
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Oh my....well there's always "other" things that can be done....
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JacobBride2B · on May 19, 2011 at 10:09 PM
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Haha... I know!! I thought I was sooo cool... I've neve been waxed anywhere... It's miserable!!
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Nicole · on May 19, 2011 at 10:11 PM
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The best thing to do after you get a wax is get this wax oil.... It takes some of the pain away and it will also help with swelling and redness!! they should no have let u tan after the wax tho!!
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randi · on May 19, 2011 at 10:13 PM
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Holy crap. OUCH!!! probably not the smartest thing to do... BUT totally cool that you got pampered, for FREE!!
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Margaret · on May 19, 2011 at 10:17 PM
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@ JacobBride2B my best friend just suggested trying Aloe Vera gel. She normally uses it after long days in the sun, to soothe her sun-burns. But she said she started using a small amount after her waxes to cool down the area. Hope it starts to feel better
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Kate · on May 19, 2011 at 10:28 PM
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OMG I laughed LOUDLY out loud! That seriously sucks.
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Dianne · on May 19, 2011 at 10:37 PM
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Oh you poor thing, that sounds soooooo painful!

Sorta reminds me of the time I went to Hawaiif or 3 weeks and got sun poisen over 70% of my body and couldn't wear anything (undergarments) for 3 weeks till I got home and healed. You may need to go to your Dr to get a script for pain if it doesn't get better soon.

Praying for quick healing. Feel better soon!
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Ab · on May 19, 2011 at 10:48 PM
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Aww well at least you didn't try this stunt for right before the honeymoon!! Ur poor vajayjay! feel better soon!
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The Mrs. B · on May 19, 2011 at 11:24 PM
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Holy.crap. RIP poor vagina. Oh man...so painful.
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Meghan · on May 19, 2011 at 11:50 PM
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I am trying so hard not to laugh, but it's just so damn funny! Hopefully you will laugh too in a few days...
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Leslie Spurlock · on May 20, 2011 at 12:09 AM
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Oh, I feel your pain! I got burned down there from a tanning bed, then I went in for waxing, OMG! Talk about pain getting hot wax, then pulling it off of burned skin.
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Wicked Lizzie · on May 20, 2011 at 12:15 AM
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OMG you poor thing!!!
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*Peacock*TheWifey · on May 20, 2011 at 12:21 AM
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O. M. G. I think my lady parts just fainted. Something like this happened to one of my bridesmaids a couple years ago. She went on a vacation with her boyfriend to this tropical island for a week and got a coochie wax so she wouldn't have to worry about shaving. The only problem was they ripped off the top layer of her skin with it on the one side. It was like *TMI WARNING* bleeding and bruised the whole trip. And when the woman asked her if she wanted her to still do the other side, my friend was like "ARE YOU F**KING NUTS?" and bolted out of there. Needless to say she wore shorts her whole vacation :-/
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tasha · on May 20, 2011 at 12:33 AM
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OUCH....get better soon!
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PP · on May 20, 2011 at 12:49 AM
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LOLOL.. I'm sorry you're hurting, but the way you tell it it's funny!
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STB Mrs. Potts · on May 20, 2011 at 1:37 AM
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Oh my. At least you had a professional do it. Just so everyone knows, this is probably way TMI, but me and FH decided it would be fun (more like FH) for him to wax me. It hurt so bad, i was emotionally abusing him the whole d@mn time. lol. So, I def. feel your pain. Needless to say, it has not happened again. And tanning after a wax? You poor thing. I am cringing just thinking about it.
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Future Mrs. S · on May 20, 2011 at 2:23 AM
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Oh that sounds like it hurts so bad!! Hope it gets better soon!
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JJ · on May 20, 2011 at 6:24 AM
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Ouch! You poor thing! But I have to say... I was laughing my butt off reading your post.
Hmmm... maybe I should re-think the whole waxing thing for the wedding.....
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