What have I done to my poor vagina! (NWR) (TMI.. aka.. vulger!)

OMG! OMG! OK, So I won a package for me and 3 of my friends to get a total spa day. My lil sis is getting married too, so I decided to take her, her MOH, and my MOH. We had 3 premiums we could choose from.. Sounds super sweet, right? We all decide to have the massage together and then picked our own things after that... I thought it would be super hott to get the brazillian vax and the premium tan (a bed that gives you a max tan in 10 mins) b/c FH had his first day off in like 2 weeks today... HORRIBLE IDEA!!!!! We get our massages, and then I go in for the waxing... I thought it would be hard core and I just wanted to say "yep.. I've done that!" HURT LIKE A MO FO! So then I go in for the tan and burnt my poor little naked Vaggie to a crisp!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!! Looks like poor FH will be icing my lady balls tonight instead of my "other" plan...