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Super April 2012

What have I done to my poor vagina! (NWR) (TMI.. aka.. vulger!)

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JacobBride2B, on May 19, 2011 at 10:04 PM

OMG! OMG! OK, So I won a package for me and 3 of my friends to get a total spa day. My lil sis is getting married too, so I decided to take her, her MOH, and my MOH. We had 3 premiums we could choose from.. Sounds super sweet, right? We all decide to have the massage together and then picked our own things after that... I thought it would be super hott to get the brazillian vax and the premium tan (a bed that gives you a max tan in 10 mins) b/c FH had his first day off in like 2 weeks today... HORRIBLE IDEA!!!!! We get our massages, and then I go in for the waxing... I thought it would be hard core and I just wanted to say "yep.. I've done that!" HURT LIKE A MO FO! So then I go in for the tan and burnt my poor little naked Vaggie to a crisp!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!! Looks like poor FH will be icing my lady balls tonight instead of my "other" plan...

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Heather · on May 20, 2011 at 6:54 AM
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I couldn't even imagine. First, I've never waxed, well, anywhere (tried on my legs at home once, didn't work out). And second, I've been in a tanning bed once in my whole life. I am so daggone sorry!

And I'm laughing at other people's responses though. My jaw just sorta dropped reading your post.
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Lindsay · on May 20, 2011 at 7:05 AM
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I went with my sister before her wedding and it was awful!!! so painful, I WANTED to do it before mine but I dont know if I can go that again
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His · on May 20, 2011 at 8:20 AM
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Poor thing..sorry that happened to you.
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Mrs. P · on May 20, 2011 at 8:23 AM
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Eeeee, wow that sounds painful! Sorry to hear about your sore hoo-dee-doo.
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Devoted September 2011
Rebecca · on May 20, 2011 at 8:33 AM
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Yikes!! Oweee! Hope it feels better real soon!
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LadyGuinevere · on May 20, 2011 at 8:43 AM
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I'm really sorry, I feel your pain but I just can't stop laughing at this post !
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Konichiwa · on May 20, 2011 at 8:55 AM
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Ahh the best laid plans! Ha ha! Sorry I shouldn't be laughing because it's really not funny...
I've had my Vajayjay waxed and that usually left my lady bits a little tender for the rest of the day, I can't imagine an sun burn on top of that! Ugh!
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JacobBride2B · on May 20, 2011 at 9:30 AM
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Well.. It's all good today! Only I look white but my vajajay looks black... LOL...
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2011 Mrs. Brown · on May 20, 2011 at 9:58 AM
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GEEEEZUSSSSSSSSS!!!!! OUCH!! LOL!! I really hope you feel better!!!!
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Mrs. S To Be · on May 20, 2011 at 10:00 AM
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OUCH. I'm having sympathy pains for your...
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Mrs. P · on May 20, 2011 at 10:00 AM
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Is it sad that I have visions of JacobBride2B doing a delicate bow-legged dance while whispering "hhhot! hhhot!" and waving her hands in front of her Hoo-ha as if fanning flames? LOL!
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FutureMrs.BTA · on May 20, 2011 at 10:06 AM
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Brazilians are painful...but I think the tanning booth is prolly what made it worse. Usually after the waxing, you should be ok unless you've had a reaction to the wax or something. Wow...they shouldn't have let you tan after getting a brazilian especially if this was your first one. Geez, I hope you feel better, mama!!!
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Heather · on May 20, 2011 at 10:11 AM
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Haha aww hugs to JacobBride's vag. I will say this - once you get used to waxing down there it is really hard to go back to shaving. It stays smooth for a lot longer and grows back softer. I'm a fan of the brazilian.
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Stevie Rae · on May 20, 2011 at 10:14 AM
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I got my first Brazilian last month and it did hurt but totally worth it! I did know better to put a towel right there when I went in the tanning bed lol you must not tan often? The lady waxing you definitely should have told you no tanning or to have it covered. Sorry girl!
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bert's girl · on May 20, 2011 at 10:22 AM
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Its stories like this that makes me terrified of getting a brazillian!
I apologize in advance for laughing, but you are funny! I hope you get better down there!
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Mrs. · on May 20, 2011 at 12:35 PM
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Yeah, I'm sorry you're hurting, but I'm laughing SOOO much right now!!!
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Devoted September 2012
Jill · on May 20, 2011 at 12:39 PM
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I can't believe the place didn't tell you that you should NOT tan after a wax!!!
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october bride · on May 20, 2011 at 12:54 PM
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Jacobs bride i love that you called your vag lady balls
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S3 · on May 20, 2011 at 1:38 PM
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OMG, "Lady Balls" is now my new favorite term, and I'm going to use it in conversation as soon as I possibly can.

But, oh dear, JacobsBride.....I do hope your lady parts feel better soon.
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countrybride*H* · on May 20, 2011 at 2:29 PM
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I cannot even begin to imagine what it feels like to have a sunburn down there... ouch!
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