The worst wedding ever!

Well we aren't having a cocktail hour so idk about that one but everything else sucks. What was the point? Just to get gifts. It doesn't even sound like they tried to have fun.

Salad and bread....no alcohol...... you win OP. Couldn't top that if I tried

Oh dang! Salad and bread?? Lemonade stand?

But of course everything was decorated beautifully. I am sure in bride and groom's mind, it was a perfect wedding :/

Craigslist BM? Awesome lol

Yikes! You win

Sorry OP...ding, ding you're a winner

Nononono ... what good are decorations if no one gets to enjoy them?! I like food and booze with my decorations loll

@mizzzcara what are you doing for the guests while you take photos?

Lol we went out for pizza afterwards! We were so hungry! My grandmother even complained haha.

Seenu

That is just wrong.

I had to go to a wedding last Summer that was in the backyard of someone's double wide-on-property. It started pouring, so everyone ran for the tent to hide, then the chairs were soaking wet. The guests were wandering around in marijuana t shirts (nothing wrong with it but for a wedding???)

Then, ceremony finally happens and bride just yells "GRAB A CHAIR AND GO OVER THERE" to the guests. No music, no DJ, Groom disappeared after ceremony, never saw him again. Hahaha so WEIRD!!! It was a potluck, but all the guests were so confused because there was no formal introduction of the couple or anything.

Their divorce was final early October of this year.

Wth!? That's awful and kinda hilarious because it's so random!?

Omg craigslist best man?! I can't even. Why even have one at all??

I mean, FH and I about died laughing when we watched the "Wedding Ringer," but we never thought that happened in real life. Wow.

I'm wondering if being a craigslist bridesmaid might be a good/bad idea, you always hear about brides just wanting a team of "glitter covered slaves", but I think I could put up with it if the price was right lmao. Shit, throw a decent bonus on there and I'll even come up with a generic, sappy speech for them. Only stipulation, the couple has to pay for my drinks from their cash bar. Cos you know they would have one....

Salad, bread, and lemonade?! WTF?? I thought my sister's potluck wedding was bad, but one of the guests came through with a roast pig. FH tells me it was the best wedding food he's ever had.

Craigslist!? Lol

WOW lol

I'll never be able to look at salad, bread, and lemonade the same way ever again!

Oh wow!