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ColorMeBlu
Super May 2018

The worst wedding ever!

ColorMeBlu, on October 18, 2016 at 12:50 AM

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So my cousin got married this past Saturday. My family and I were invited so we went. It was an outdoor wedding and everything was beautiful. Until the reception. No cocktail hour no nothing. She had a tent set up and the tables were decorated beautifully. Well after the ceremony we all (60 of us)...

So my cousin got married this past Saturday. My family and I were invited so we went. It was an outdoor wedding and everything was beautiful. Until the reception. No cocktail hour no nothing. She had a tent set up and the tables were decorated beautifully. Well after the ceremony we all (60 of us) gathered in the tent where there was a sign that read "sit wherever you like." Thank goodness we got a table with people we knew. Well the food was salad and bread. That's it. Well I was thinking it was just an appetizer but no. That was it. There was no bar or anything just a lemonade stand! Well after the "food was done." That was it. No DJ, no dance floor no music..nothing. The bride and groom thanked everyone. Grabbed the card box and left. Also found out from my uncle that the grooms best man was a guy he met on Craigslist because he had no one else. Worst wedding ever!!! Let's here your stories?

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  • kiandra
    Master October 2016
    kiandra ·
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    I LOVE LOVE LOVE @CP!!!!!! Killed lisalee real nice.......

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  • OGJessieJV
    Master July 1867
    OGJessieJV ·
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    Same old, same old. It's a blizzard every week, we get called bitches, memes ensue.

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  • Spirit
    VIP October 2016
    Spirit ·
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    @AthenaKay: Snarky with a chance of blizzard!

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  • AthenaKay
    Master June 2015
    AthenaKay ·
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    Ah, the special snowflakes Smiley smile

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  • HecateHoney
    VIP October 2017
    HecateHoney ·
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    Omg...totally loved how this post turned out! Ahahaha little did I know all the nuggets of wisdom I'd find here and the entertainment! Thanks ladies!

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  • Kristin
    Master January 2034
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    Oh goodness that was a great way for me to kill 30 mins at work. I need a big bowl of popcorn for this drama haha. Thank you centerpiece for your post. It was needed.

    As for the "worst wedding" I can't really think of one except for my friends wedding where she told the caterer about my allergy but they forgot and served me cheese but didn't have a back up. I didn't make a stink about it because I didn't want to upset her but I told her after so she could get her money back for the guest who couldn't eat....

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  • RH
    Master November 2014
    RH ·
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    You know it's bad when a grandma complains! Altho the Craigslist BM may have taken the cake! Wait... there wasn't cake...

    Hope the pizza was good afterwards!

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  • Blair Waldorf
    Master October 2017
    Blair Waldorf ·
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    You should go out to eat with your cousin sometime and get a salad and bread and lemonade and be like hey it's just like your wedding!

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  • Tiffany
    Super October 2017
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    And I thought the wedding I went to Saturday night was bad.. you win!

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  • Missy
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    Holy crap. That's bad. Salad and bread. Seriously?

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  • AAK
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    AAK ·
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    @blair waldorf I am crying from laughter right now.

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  • #FutureMrs.Kort
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    #FutureMrs.Kort ·
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    No words...

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  • Trista(soontobeSmith)
    Expert June 2018
    Trista(soontobeSmith) ·
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    @centerpiece: you are amazing! I absolutely LOVE when you drop the mic people. You very eloquently point out what is wrong and in such a great way. Are you really an author? What's your book title? I'd LOVE to read it!

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  • F
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    @lisalee I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN....people on here get crazy for the stupidest reasons. Humble bragging? Bitch please. We are just expressing how our wedding is going. I've seen EW posts and there's never ever anything people should be offended with.

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  • B
    Master July 2026
    Beatrice ·
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    Fmr welcome. We were waiting for your entitled ass to show up

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  • The Trap Selena
    Master March 2016
    The Trap Selena ·
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    FMR and LisaLee be like...


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  • OG Ruth
    Master October 2015
    OG Ruth ·
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    @ FutureMrs.Ruffalo -


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  • The Trap Selena
    Master March 2016
    The Trap Selena ·
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    @Nopevak I don't get to use that one often so I take full advantage when I'm afforded the opportunity. Haha...afforded. Get it? Because we're talking about people being snotty about their budgets? I crack myself up.

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  • Flying
    Master May 2017
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    @FMR of course you understand! You're having a $40,000 wedding and your FMIL will only give you $3,000 ! That shit is stressful as fuck.

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