LEAVE YOUR EXPLETIVE KIDS AT HOME!!!!!

LOL @Rachel- we used to get smacked BEFORE we went into the store- as a warning not to ask for sh*t. We learned well...

Just keep posting about how annoying we are- you'll get it eventually

Oh my god...I can't believe this post is still going...u girls are hilarious...congrats to u catrapoin...kids are just as stupid as their parents train them to be... (that's a jennism) feel free to use it...I want 5 stars too lol

I am back my lovelies

This post is beyond amazing I love you all

My kids are 16 and 13 my son is taller than I am but he is still scared of his momma and knows that she will literally kick his ass if there is ever an issue

And Catrapoin I am not annoying my dear I am fabulous, don't be jelly lol

LOL I never said we were annoying, just for her to post if she thought we were, and eventually she'd get her star that way. I am too awesome for words. Ask @LadyCrystal.

Lol

is it sad that this is what I am doing on Saturday night, and what I did on Friday night too

am I really just a fabulous loser

Please don't say that.... cuz I'm doing the same thing..

Between WW and planning my daughter's fantabulous birthday party, I'm accomplishing NOTHING in the house

I hear that lol

my boss is oot for 2 weeks, our remodel that we are supposed to be getting at work is falling through and I am sooooo behind on everything else

But hey, you are caught up with this 13 page post

Lol yes I am I kept checking in all day long

helped me from killing everyone in Home Depot when they backed out of the remodel job they gifted us with ugh

I spent all my productivity writing a super long post that's already been pushed back to the 2nd page...lol

currently watching FH and his brother play on their xboxes lol i was supposed to be working on invite designs and new webpage...............

Haha totally agree! I told my BM "NO KIDS!!" for my bridal shower, and thank god I did, because one person wanted to bring her 6 month old who cries constantly, and another cousin wanted to bring her ONE MONTH OLD..... there is no place for children who can't even sit up by themselves yet at my shower. You should all be fawning over ME not the babies! LOL

No..... @Katie, newborns do not belong at a bridal shower.

Ohhhh Home Depot.... SMH

@Angie, I hear ya chica. There are like 20 things I should be doing instead of being on here all day. However, since it's almost 9 here, I'm consoling myself with the fact that it's too late to start anything now

I should have been in bed a long time ago its almost 11pm here

however I just ate a damn Blizzard just cause I wanted to lol

tomorrow is gonna suck

@catrapoin lol it's almost midnight here, FH has to be awake at about 5 to drive 1.5 hrs to his gig tomorrow...i'm usually the one that has to get him up for these things but i have a feeling he's going to be on his own LOL

supposed to have been doing laundry all day too...you see how that didn't happen?

I am fighting the laundry monster

and the dishes monster

Aaaaaaand I'm back!!! Saw a child on the train slap his mother and watched her cry. THE MOTHER. THE MOTHER CRIED! Yep. I stand by my rule with irresponsible parents and bad ass kids.

This has been absolutely HILARIOUS to read. Thanks Ladies!

@missb LOL the dishes are done for the most part...i've been fighting an ongoing battle with laundry but i'm losing major ground!

@lady OH HELL NAW SA-CURITY I GOT A COMPLICATED MOTHER

Hahahha Lady if my kid slapped me he would be in a foster home cause I would have beat his ass right there on the train in front of God and all the crazies