Anonymous sex poll - how often do you do it?

Omg I need to read 50 shades of Gray. Until reading this I had no idea what it was about. I generally stay away from hugely popular books for some reason.

Congrats Nicole. That is so darn romantic.

Okay, since vanilla and carmel are taken, I have dibs on whipped cream with the cherry on top, which btw, if you use whipped cream, get the non-dairy variety. The dairy variety leaves behind a stinky milk odor. If you have to go dairy, consume quickly.

I changed my mind, I want to be Neopolitan Ice Cream. I think that gives the best of all worlds for different days of the week.

Carole you literally make me LOL.

P.S. the FDR park reference was for cars. Not outside in the woods hibbity jibbity! Lol

Take a day or two of WW and this is what you come back to! WOW!

Actually.... there may be a reason your friend related the 50 shades book to Twilight.

According to wikipedia and a few other sites, it was developed from a Twilight fanfic... xD

I haven't read the book, but I heard about it on tv and googled.

Whoa!

Is this thing still on?!?

I'm so proud. Sniff sniff.

247 comments, seriously, that must be a record on this site. Even a good troll thread can't get these ladies to react this well!

I had to crack up because I looked at this thread when you first started it and it had the like buttons for people to click and no one used them. Everyone was just posting their business! I guess everyone wants to talk about sex!

When I first saw the thread I was thinking to myself "how could it be anonymous". This has been an entertaining thread.

So, Mrs D... have anything fun and kinky to add to the table?

@ Dani ~ interesting theory....

Hayley don't pressure her, maybe Mrs D wants to remain anonymous.

Mrs D, you just let me know if you need me to add another option for you to choose from - like "1-2x per day on the side of the road while wearing a collar." I won't tell anybody.

BDSM BEARS They don't hibernate, they dominate

Omg Hayley I spit out my tea! A little went up my nose. My bad. I shoulda known not to open this thread while drinking anything.

If it was up to me, it would be every other day! But for some reason my FH has a very low libido and he is happy with once a week. I think if it were up to him then we would do it once every 2 weeks, but for how much I want it and for how little he does, we just compromise at once a week! hahahah But hey, I always say quality over quantity, and luckily our sex life fits that adage.

BUT, it was my birthday this past weekend so, for me, sex is a MUST gift ;D lol! But, now we are abstaining until our wedding night in a few weeks.

Lmao Hayley!

Oh, the stories your computer could tell about google searches. lmao! Where do you find this stuff??!?

I spoiled FH with daily, but had a pretty big spinal surgery last summer..

trying to get back on the saddle and we are at 2-4x a month!

Check with me next month once I am done stressing over a wedding!

Yeah.... there's not a vanilla bone in my body ;-)

Thanks Carole! And also thanks for the useful information about dairy/non-dairy whipped cream. Wow. So much information. I knew I should have written it down somewhere. I feel like I am already forgetting lol

My FH is definitely spoiled. He wants it every morning before work and then sometimes at night too.... I only get a break when mother nature comes... LOL

See ~ Carole needs to get on writing that book ~ her new project until she needs to plan her next wedding.

@Pan ~ hehehehe ~ sorrry

@ kris ~ I was thinking, "We haven't seen Mrs S too much on this discussion"

then I figured out it must be because she is tied up for the moment.

I would so totally buy that book! And put it on a shrine.

Well, we just got back from seeing our pastor, who knows we are living together, and he asked us to "refrain" until after the marriage so it's 0 right now darnit!