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Super April 2016

UPDATE: ATM at Wedding? Thoughts?

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Courtney, on March 22, 2016 at 2:02 PM

I've got a problem. Let me explain in great length, ask for opinions and not consider anyone's advice! I'd like for my guests to pay for their drinks because I'm from a place where I'm trying to convince myself that it's okay. My problem is, no one I know carries cash! Anyone know where I can rent a...

I've got a problem. Let me explain in great length, ask for opinions and not consider anyone's advice!

I'd like for my guests to pay for their drinks because I'm from a place where I'm trying to convince myself that it's okay. My problem is, no one I know carries cash! Anyone know where I can rent a great ATM? I'd like to have one set up near my self-catered buffet so guests will feel absolutely obligated to throw cash at me but I don't know where to start!

Also, would it be weird for my grandma to write me a sizable check during the dollar dance? Is that considered tacky? Can she just stick it in my FH's pocket or should I have someone hold it for me?

UPDATE:

A cutesy poem will really set this sucker off!

You're at our wedding!

What do do?

Your pockets are empty

and your wallet too!

Don't you fret!

Don't feel grim!

Just use this handy ATM.

**$3.75 charge

AMEN.

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Super April 2016
Courtney · on March 22, 2016 at 2:19 PM
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Bethie! The ass to mouth ceremony is right after the unity sand. DUH!
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Jenni · on March 22, 2016 at 2:19 PM
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There was an episode of Rich Bride, Poor Bride, where they got an ATM. They wrapped it in ribbons.....Seriously.

Also, I really didn't get that this was a joke at first. Wow!
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BrowntoBain · on March 22, 2016 at 2:21 PM
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Oh thank god this is a joke..
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Cierra · on March 22, 2016 at 2:21 PM
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I just died. I read this to FH without him knowing the context and he was like 'son they're gonna rip her a new one.' Even he knows haha.
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Tina · on March 22, 2016 at 2:21 PM
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I'm thinking a $100 cover charge just to be in my presence, cuz I'm the Queen of the Ball and it's my day! *snap*
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FutureMrsGardner · on March 22, 2016 at 2:26 PM
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I'm slow I get it now... Lmao.
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Courtney · on March 22, 2016 at 2:27 PM
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Sorry for the heart attacks ladies!
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FutureMrsGardner · on March 22, 2016 at 2:28 PM
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@ Tina good idea .
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SAD · on March 22, 2016 at 2:29 PM
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Oh goodness, I thought this was real when I read the title. You gave me a mini heart attack.
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FutureMrsGardner · on March 22, 2016 at 2:31 PM
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Courtney your crazy. I love your style.
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Dedicated April 2019
Kristina · on March 22, 2016 at 2:31 PM
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Bethie, I'm done, girl! You never go ATM! (love the Kevin Smith reference)
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ChocolatierKT · on March 22, 2016 at 2:31 PM
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That's awesome. At first I was like noooooooo
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jazminl05 · on March 22, 2016 at 2:31 PM
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Honestly your cheating yourself! The way everyone in MYYYYY town does it is they charge at the door and then for food and drinks.. Also a gift box before they come in! No gift no entry!
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Tina · on March 22, 2016 at 2:32 PM
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Lmao jazmin, now that's the best idea I've seen all day!!
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Future Mrs. Webb! · on March 22, 2016 at 2:33 PM
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When a venue says "$85 per person", that means that's how much each person is expected to pay at the wedding, right?
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Brooke · on March 22, 2016 at 2:33 PM
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I just spit out my coffee.
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Courtney · on March 22, 2016 at 2:34 PM
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FMW! Absolutely. I sent out invoices instead of rsvps.
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E+T · on March 22, 2016 at 2:37 PM
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Omggggg I literally thought this was serious when I started reading you almost gave me a heart attack
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Celia Milton · on March 22, 2016 at 2:37 PM
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I'd charge for chairs and I'd charge for headsets to hear the ceremony.

And I'd have a giant gap so people have time to walk from the ceremony to the reception.

But that atm? It needs to spit out singles so the guests can tip the BT's and valets, feed the honey fund and still have change for the dollar dance and the 50/50
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jazminl05 · on March 22, 2016 at 2:38 PM
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Shit I meant to send the invoices with my stds so I can put my deposits down! Poor me! Who would've thought I'd have to pay for this wedding of my dreams myself?????
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