Shot Glasses with name tags

Oh please get me kicked out of here. Please!! Specially with that stupid tattle tale

I purchased my shot glasses from etsy a store called myweddingstore they were cheap and the turnaround was super fast!

Jessica wrote: "I should become a planner and organizer. Thank you very much for the compliment."

With your professional vocabulary, (f*cking this, f*cking that, you idiots, etc.), you'll make a marvelous impression on your clientele. I'm rooting for your success, Jessica. I'd love to hear what you have to say when you, the wedding planner, are named as one of the vendor defendants when the "Cut the trained, licensed, and insured bartenders and just hand the guests their bottles of 80 Proof" goes horribly wrong.

And really...what's the difference between a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka? That's a question for your local liquor store owner. Go ahead...ask him.

@celia - agreed. @krystal, I hope you have extra space in your cabinet for shot glasses.

Oh yes cause I was serious about being a planner. Like I'd want to deal with a bunch of whinny bitches like yourselves. I'd kill myself. And no I did not say wine and vodka are the same thing. My point was that you get drunk off of all those things not just shots. So really what's the difference when drinking wine vodka beer or shots and becoming drunk and leaving your wedding and driving home and crashing? It's the same drunk and it's the same risks. You people are too stupid to realize. And apparently very stupid if you thought I was serious about becoming a wedding planner.

Or owner of a venue or any of those things.

Well, Centerpiece, she DOES have dual identities, which would clearly be useful as a planner. And a real skill for diplomacy.

I think it's a perfect career path.

I literally don't know what to do with someone who's this fucking dumb.

I just don't.

How do you miss every. single. point?

Someone call APS.

@emmy yes I have plenty of cabinet space for all the shot glasses that no one is going to take from my wedding.

Your right maybe my other personality can handle bitches better than I can

I like how masmer respectfully bowed out like 10 years ago but this thread is still going.

@jessica....

Anybody think Jessica is actually one of us trying to make the day interesting? She is just too good.

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I was thanking nicolita. She said she's been to parties like that and they turn into a shit show. You miss every point.

Validating everyone's point.

She said they DIDN'T end up a shit show. Read again.

I should have known better than to incorporate sarcasm in a post directed at someone who uses the word "whinny" to describe the "bitches" on WW? What is this, a stable? Sarcasm requires a certain intellect to discern, so I apologize.

Secondly, I wasn't referring to you when I mentioned the wine/vodka comparison. I was referring to something Kathleen wrote. Usually, she gives good advice, but today, like Celia, I'm confused about her opinion (moreso because she's a vendor).

Lastly, try practicing writing items in a sequence using commas, Jessica. I read your post and you make it sound like "wine vodka beer" is some sickening mixed drink. It's wine, vodka, beer, or shots. However, to answer your question, two bottles of wine at the table might give a few guests a warm flush, but a bottle of vodka and whiskey with shot glasses and no mixers is going to trash a few guests. No, we're not too stupid to realize anything. If you understood alcohol content, body weight, and rate of absorption and elimination, you'd understand too, but you're still working on sarcasm and commas.

CP I love you.

4 hours later, Jessica is still here ranting at no one in particular and being generally embarrassing. Its kind of amazing.

Oh my bad then!