This was basically the funniest status/ response I've ever seen.
dear santa,
whats up with those strippers ive been asking for since i was 15? i want to believe but every christmas morning i wake up, no ladies pole dancing in my living room.
sincerely,
...j
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Dear J,
The problem is you are leaving milk and cookies, when you should be leaving a small stack of 1's and some of that.... North Pole "white snow" if ya know what I mean. You will wake up to the UNTZUNTZUNTZ of strip club jams! Also, yo...u will be annoyed and bored in a few hours. And broke.
One Love,
The North Pole Pimpin' Division of Fine Ass Elf Strippers
Shipping Dept.
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So, if you could write a letter to Santa now, as an adult, what would YOU ask for?