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NWR- Adult letters to Santa

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Analy aka T-waffle, on December 23, 2010 at 2:38 PM

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This was basically the funniest status/ response I've ever seen. dear santa, whats up with those strippers ive been asking for since i was 15? i want to believe but every christmas morning i wake up, no ladies pole dancing in my living room. sincerely, ...j . Dear J, The problem is you are leaving...

This was basically the funniest status/ response I've ever seen.

dear santa,

whats up with those strippers ive been asking for since i was 15? i want to believe but every christmas morning i wake up, no ladies pole dancing in my living room.

sincerely,

...j

Dear J,

The problem is you are leaving milk and cookies, when you should be leaving a small stack of 1's and some of that.... North Pole "white snow" if ya know what I mean. You will wake up to the UNTZUNTZUNTZ of strip club jams! Also, yo...u will be annoyed and bored in a few hours. And broke.

One Love,

The North Pole Pimpin' Division of Fine Ass Elf Strippers

Shipping Dept.

So, if you could write a letter to Santa now, as an adult, what would YOU ask for?

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Master July 2010
Nicci · on December 24, 2010 at 1:24 AM
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HAHAHA :-)
@Kathy--I audibly "aww"'ed that little reindeer :-)
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Master July 2010
Kathy · on December 24, 2010 at 12:16 PM
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LOL Nicci! I have a ton of those little deers. LOL!
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VIP September 2010
Mrs. Lesenski · on December 24, 2010 at 12:55 PM
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Dear Santa,
Thanks for the early gift of the DH, he brings so much happiness and joy to our family, and we are now complete. However, when you put him together I think you forgot to install the "Christmas Cheer." Could you drop that off when you bring the Kuerig Coffee Maker, the John Grisham novel and the million bucks I asked for. I'll install it myself, I have become quite handy with a screwdriver and hammer.
Lots of love
ALBAD!
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VIP January 2011
Hillary · on December 24, 2010 at 3:27 PM
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Dear Santa,
I ask for nothing but a way to remove the Scrooge chip from my DH. Please, I understand that we are saving money. But could you puh-uh-lease make him understand that there's a difference between being frugal and being cheap? I'm not even asking for more money...I'll use what I earn on my own.....I just need his little butt to loosen up a little. Surely you have a gadget for that?
Love,
Hillary
P.S. The lack of milk and cookies illustrates my point. They were a whole TWO BUCKS at the store and apparantly we don't "need" them.
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