Is this tacky?

Maybe a belly ring for the bling? One that connects from the ear to the nose to the nipple to the bellybutton to the piercing in your nether regions. I think the FH would enjoy it. BEST PRESENT EVER from a wedding guest! (Totally not tacky)

I was planning on catching the bouquet like that lady who lost her dress and showed her goodies.

@Laura Nicole, the 3rd one is a week would be really, really tacky. I like that.

Before my brain broke with all the tackiness my thought was you're not supposed to cut the cake you're supposed to drunkenly and tackily fall INTO the cake.

You could always photobomb their pictures...

@Jac-Jac Attack, I'm practicing.

True Buffee, but is it enough if I grab the bride's boob, or does that not meet all the standards for tackiness?

Hahah this is a hot mess! RSVP send a gift be the better person I actually would go though! Your gonna send a gift why not get some drinks and food for yourself! Bring a to go container as well!

Hell, you could bring your own flask. And a boob grab or two is in order, I think. Maybe the groom's behind too...? Just so it's even.

I do what I can. I can only hope to aspire to the level of tackiness we've seen here.

Also, I think you need to grab the bride's boob and the groom's ass to be truly tacky. Go big or go home.

Be as tacky as you can. Don't RSVP just show up without a gift in your white sequence dress and cut up on the dance floor before the fun starts with the bride and groom. This is hilarious!

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!! I'M SO LATE!! TACKINESS? TACKINESS!

My tardiness is tacky, isn't it? Dagnabit...

LOL

If you want to go, then go. If you don't want to go, then don't.

If you do go, wear white :-)

Take the largest purse you can to fill up in food and cake for later... ! Lol.

You ladies are crazy. This whole

Post cracked me up... Better start taking notes!

I say a white pleather dress with some sequins somewhere on it. With your butt hanging out the bottom with some sequined boy shorts...

Laura Nicole...we are of the same tacky mind. I like you.

Before the boob/ butt grab, make sure you put some tacky glue on your hands for that extra little sumthin'

If you want to improve the look of your tacky dress, simply staple a matching comforter to the bottom!

Haha Buffee, great tacky minds think alike.

Oooh...Emily E found a great website that should be extremely helpful! tackyweddings.com Perfect.

I'll certainly go late. That's the ultimate tackirifficness.

So glad I'm working from home today. This is hilarious. LMAO!!!!!!

I sleep in & walk into all this tackiness... What the tacky hell did I miss???

(I have no idea why everyone's going tacky-crazy but thought I'd join lol)