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25 Thoughts Every Bridesmaid Has During a Wedding

If you're a bridesmaid, one of these thoughts is bound to cross your mind!

Photo: Walking Eagle Photography

If you are a bridesmaid, one of these thoughts is bound to cross your mind!


“Omg, is that super hot groomsmen hitting on me?”

“Crap, where’d I put my speech? What if I lost it? What if I have to make up a whole new— oh phew, it’s in my purse.”

“That last glass of champagne I had at the rehearsal dinner was not okay.”

“Can I get a professional to do my makeup like this every day?”

“I don’t love my hairstyle, but it’s not my day, so I’ll just have to suck it up!”

“My best friend looks soooooo pretty in her dress. I seriously could cry.”

“Oh God, here come the waterworks. I swore I wasn’t going to cry today.”

“I wonder what kind of dress I’ll wear on my wedding day?”

“What if I never have a wedding day? What if I’m single for LIFE?”

“My best friend is going to be married to the man of her dreams in a matter of hours and I’ll be alone with 15 cats and my Netflix queue.”

“I love this friendship bracelet she gave all of us. I’m seriously never going to take it off.”

“I really can’t tell if that groomsmen is hitting on me or if he thinks I’m someone else.”

“I hope I don’t trip walking down the aisle.”

“This dress is waaay too small. I really thought I’d lose three pounds by the wedding, who was I kidding? Those cronuts find me every.single.time.”

“How did I get stuck walking the dog down the aisle instead of next to that hot groomsman?”

“His vows are so great, so personal, will I ever stop crying? I need an endless supply of tissues. STAT.”

“All of these wedding pics are prime contenders for a future #throwbackthursday.”

“I should probably grab another glass of champagne if I’m going to give this speech in front of hundreds of people.”

“I ate salad everyday this week, but now that it’s the wedding day bring on the filet mignon.”

“I wonder if the bride’s drunk uncle will realize I’m not the one who got married today.”

“[Trisha] thinks she’s going to catch the bouquet, but clearly she’s underestimated my dive-and-slide skills. It’s mine.”

“I love my friend’s other bridesmaids. I would seriously consider inviting them to my wedding.”

“I wonder if they’d mind if I came on their honeymoon, I could really use a vacay right about now.”

“I should start listing ‘can hold a drink and dance without spilling it’ on my resume. It’s definitely a skill.”

“I’m so honored and happy my bestie wanted me by her side on the big day!”