Shotgun wedding??

It just gets worse...

@future LC As a meat, it should be kept warm/hot and cooked. My family and I cook those in a crock pot with BBQ and then the crock pot can be unplugged and moved out for serving.

Oh and there's the Bold and underline NO ALCOHOL part I've been waiting for.

ETA: @OP..I have to ask, is this a troll post or are you actually seriously wanting to go THAT cheap to sacrifice your guests comfort and experience? Which one is it?

No alcohol = sad times.

I'm pretty sure you can find a caterer to make that exact menu though!

@Aubrie it was a joke because I didn't think you were actually serving little smokies at your wedding but okay.

You know when we have pulled pork in the crock pot?

Every Sunday during football season.

Don't you want your wedding meal to be a little...better?

I thought crockpot weenies were just a WW myth. I feel like I've seen Jesus.

Crockpot weenies for the win.

Ok so I have to ask.... how old are you that you're not allowing alcohol??

Nope, LillyBean, not a myth. A recurring nightmare.

Jacks, can you prescribe something to deal with the nausea???

@HH Well, if she's having a shotgun wedding does that mean she's pregnant? So if she can't drink NO ONE drinks. Cause it's HER day and all.

Its a very casual event for my family, FH, & close friends. And I know not having alcohol at a party is a bummer but my dads and step moms wedding a couple of years ago turned into a huge nightmare because of it. So eliminating it all together would most definitely be in best interest.

Well, if you hired a professional they would be..you know..professionally trained on how to serve booze and when to cut people off.

Stemetil for all!

That's what a bartender is for, Aubrie.

Ooo story time! How'd it turn into a nightmare and how was that alcohol's fault?

We thought that last time too, but it is also very expensive to hire a bartender.

How many people are you inviting?

Surprised your closest family and friends would turn your wedding into a nightmare.

LB- is that like it's the guns fault when someone gets shot?

Aubrie, 9/10 people are telling you these things are bad ideas. Why do you insist on finding a way to make them acceptable? Serious question.

While it's a casual event, wouldn't you love the opportunity to hang out with your guests and get candid photos, or make some awesome memories together instead of someone being stuck in a kitchen or having to check on burning weenies? Besides the safety issue, it simply isn't a good idea if you want to actually interact with people. My aunt hires servers for family parties to make sure drinks don't run out and food gets set up/replenished so she can be a part of the photos and be a part of everything that happens instead of missing. Don't make people miss out on stuff so you can save a few bucks.