LEAVE YOUR EXPLETIVE KIDS AT HOME!!!!!

Amen.... There is only one set of sometimes rotten kids that will be in attendance, and only because I *have* to invite their parents LOL

SHHHHHHHH @Angie.... @Catrapoin is still waiting for her's. WW is being mean to her LOL

Angie- it is NOT cool to proclaim... only cuz I'm bitching about not having mine yet LOL

BTW- awesome mom!

I'm saying!!! i also forgot to mention that my fiance's SIL has a 2 year old...who is as rude as the day is long. spoiled rotten, hardly any regard for anyone unless they have something she wants (just like her mom but unfortunately i can't not invite them)...AND she's pregnant with another one. supposed to have the new baby in december, but she's hoping for the month prior or the month after because "she doesn't want to have to share her birthday with the baby" WTF this is the kind of person i'm dealing with. and there was some talk about the 2 year old (she'll be 3 by wedding time) being a flower girl. how about NO lol

@Catrapoin no bride and prejudice :'(

Hey listen idek how i got that 5th star. they don't email you or anything, it just shows up lol

Oh hell no Angie and this is why we had less than 30 people lol I would be straight up smacking someone

@Angie oh damn. Yeah your FSIL needs to be put on time out.

I love Bride & Prejudice! My roommate from law school is Indian and our finals week tradition was late night mozarella sticks and bollywood movies.

I need to have folks sign some disclaimers. i pretty much picked my BMs and specific cousins coming because they double very well as security detail, if you catch my drift... no but seriously 2 of my BMs are in law enforcement and my big sister is, well, my big sister LOL

Yeah, I have my head MOH on keep everyone who would stress me out away from me detail for my wedding day @Angie

@Kris10 I love that movie too but its not on Netflix.I haven't seen it in a long time.

Yeah, it's DVD only...... aww crapweasel.

Kris10-- I speak Urdu/Hindi and LOVE LOVE LOVE Bollywood!

Angie-- maybe a nondisclosure agreement for the bachelorette? LOL

Oh i mean a "i promise to actually behave, act like i'm there for the bride and groom, and am going to keep my kids on leashes if that's the only way they'll behave" agreement LOL

@Angie & @Catrapoin there was that one Bridezilla who made everyone sign contracts saying that they wouldn't gain weight, cut their hair or get pregnant until after the wedding LOL

At Lady I would have shaved my head and her head if someone brought that contract to me

@MissB a little nair in her shampoo...

No I would tie her to a chair and shave it

I had a girl in high school ask me to cut her hair, we were NOT friends so I cut it, all off oops I couldn't get it even I was a bad bad girl

@Lady LOL i don't care about weight etc...what i DO care about is folks who we invite to our wedding that are going to try to make our day about them and their issues!

LMAO y'all are cracking me up over here

Sorry, I had to go back and read the entire TAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKYYYYYYYYYY post

@Angie universal bride problems *le sigh*