KWR: Mom is planning bridal shower, wants my help. Etiquette 911

What do you do if...

Uncle Johnny takes the mic and starts serenading the couple like Steve Buscemi from the wedding singer?

Underage cousin Timmy swipes the half-drunk beer bottles from the table and chugs them on the sly?

The bride toots at the altar?

The MOH's toast goes a liiiiiiiitle too long and gets a liiiiiiiitle inappropriate?

You bust a wedding crasher?

Things don't go as planned?

Grandma has too much chardonnay and starts dirty dancing with a GM?

MOB has too much chardonnay and does the splits on the dance floor (I saw that happen once actually!)?

Your best man is running late and the ceremony was supposed to start 15 minutes ago!?

How fun! Can't wait to see the responses you get to this! Lemme see if I can come up with somethin.

I'm having a creative/mental block. Come on girls help her out! I know you got some good ones out there!!

Hahaha I knew we could count on you Kris!
(I was too slow to post I guess!)

What DOES one do if the bride toots at the alter??? LOL

Thanks Kris, those are some good ones

This sounds like such a fun, and funny, game! Love all those!

Haha Amy IDK but it was one of my worst fears!!!!!

I have to help with a bridal shower this weekend and the MOH was asking for ideas for games. I'm stealing this. thanks!

What do you do if...

(Some one) shows up to the wedding in white?

(Some one) sticks their fingers in the wedding cake before pictures?

(Some one) arrives late to the wedding and is walking down the aisle trying to find a seat at the SAME Time the bride is walking in?

(Some one) shows up with 6 extra guests and didn't rsvp?

If the bride toots at the alter? Simple, blame it on the groom! LOL!

What to do if the Ex (either his our yours) shows up at the wedding/reception?

My super MIL has already stated she has invited His ex-wife stating she is still her only daughter in law. Funny, I think I lost the MIL invite somewhere in the mail. Darn! lol

What to do if the moms of the bride get in a fist fight?

The brides viel cathces on fire lighting the unity candle?

The flower girl does cartwheels down the asile?

What do you do if...

the ring bearer drops the rings, they roll under the bride's dress, and her starts to crawl under to find them?

there is a baby screaming during the vows?

someone's phone rings during the vows?

the groom smashes cake up the bride's nose?

There was a bee at my friend Traceys Wedding the MOH kept trying to swat at it with the flowers.

This is awesome thanks for all the suggestions.

I just wanted to share with everyone how i a setting these up. The card is a DIY invitation my mom had gotten two years ago and never used, the ones you print on. I then made lines, wrote out the question, and left only the lines they write on. We are going to hand them out at random with a pen/pencil for them to fill out :-)

How many guests do you have? How many more do you need?

We are expecting 14, so 5 more other than the ones I'm using from these

... one of the ladies experiences a wardrobe malfunction during the scuffle after the bouquet toss?

...uncle Carl loses his hair piece in the punch bowl?

...the flower girl begins to roll back and forth in front of the altar during the vows?

What do you do if…

the music starts skipping during the bride and groom's 1st dance.

(some one) drinks too much and takes her bra off with out removing her dress and starts swinging it above her head.