Horrible wedding stories--for fun

I think you taking a dump on the altar just did it for me LOL

LMAO come on ladies I wanna hear some more of these! This is great!

@color of love-I don't anything could top your story. Sorry, I don't have one myself that even measure up to that one, lol!!

I think your wedding story beats them all luv. I'm an event planner and I've never coordinated a wedding OR even heard of a wedding that was that bad. LOL!

My mom told my this story when I was younger. In the past in Puerto Rico, women had to make their own wedding dresses. Well when my great grandmother got married she spent weeks making her dress (by hand) and planning the wedding. Well the ceremony took place in one location, the reception in another. The day of the wedding after the ceremony took place they started walking to their reception place her very drunk Brother in Law insisted on carrying her over the river so that she would not fall in a ruin her dress. Well he fell into the water and white dress fell in the mud. She was not your typical quite women of the times, so actually punched him for ruining the dress. I wished I would have met her, she sounds like an awesome women

I was watching WE tv a while back (the wedding channel) & there was a bride on there who got really drunk, so drunk that she spent her reception in the restroom, her groom had to keep going in and checking on her.. I`d never get so drunk that I miss my damn party! LOL!

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My friend's first wedding was a disaster!

first of all, she caught her fiancee cheating on her one week before the wedding. then her FIL convienced her to go ahead with the wedding when she was going to call it off. that's one!

two: her best man in the wedding was laurence fishborne. yes, the actor! and when he delivers his best man speech at the rehearsal dinner, he proceeds to talk about every woman that her fiancee had slept with, and when it came to her, he said " then Dom said, i think i want to marry kate." and he said " you sure?" end of speech! OMG!!

Three!!! when it came to the wedding, aside from being the unhappiest bride on earth, when her mother was zipping her into the dress, she said "don't worry. you can always get divorced." after they were married, they had a horrible honeymoon and they did get divorced 4 months later. crazy!

CrazY HorriBLe em

@Ana H. I remember that crazy women. She was that "I want my chocolate cake!!!" woman. You know every time I watch that episode, I get a hankering for chocolate cake. Not kidding, I always end up walking to the store and buying some chocolate.

Wow yeah..I have nothing on you! :-)

I forgot I had a horrible wedding story..

My friends got married in this cute park out in the woods and had a big BBQ and it was fun. Everyone stayed late, got drunk and stayed in tents on the grounds(except the wedding party, who stayed in the cabin). My ex-husband's best friend proceeded to get utterly wasted, accidentally cut himself on a broken glass and wrote all over the mens' bathroom in his blood. I never knew what he wrote, but I think I'd be having nightmares to this day had I actually seen the bathroom. I still feel SO bad for them that he did this and it's actually a big reason why I initially wanted NO alcohol at our wedding.

@ Spanish Bride, yea thats her! Lol. She was a mess.

Hee Hee.. Any misshaps wont feel as bad now! LOL

I've told these before but here's for the newbies: I was at a wedding where the DJ had a stroke and had to be rushed to the hospital at the beginning of the wedding. Luckily he had an assistant with him who took over but the guy was totally clueless, in way over his head, and mispronounced EVERYONE's names. At this same wedding some decorations next to the cake caught on fire. My DH ran over and put it out just in time before the entire cake went up in flames!

I recently went to a wedding that was a "shotgun" kinda deal. As the one father was giving his toast/speech he says "Let's talk about (baby's name) because she's the REAL reason I am here today" I could have died!!