Farts!

Um, I leave the bathroom door open every morning during my routine morning shit. I'm being absolutely serious!

Uh yeah. FH hears (and smells) it all.. :p

ETA: I don't recall when we broke "the seal" of farting but I do know that it's a thing of the past. Luckily FH farts never smell (it's weird I tell him all the time like why don't your farts ever smell) but I can't lie I could clear a room and he knows it.

Yeah we are both pretty open.

It's a regular thing around here

Lol I used to be super uncomfortable with it but it's human nature. Plus there was just a study done where the results showed people that are comfortable talking about poop and bodily functions together have higher marital success rates. Think about it as keeping your marriage strong lmao.

I only do it around my FH in my sleep and I'm a notorious laugh farter. It'll come out of nowhere if I laugh hard sometimes lol. FH has silent, but really deadly ones. He doesn't even eat meat but they're terrible! X-D

As a lady I dont pass gas. I make toots. Lol

But yea. Soooo do. I dont think id ever leave the bathroom door open But who knows what the future holds. Its totally natural.

I love this thread lmao okay so a I remember when I used to really deny farting at all to FH and that he will never ever hear something that nasty and vulgar from me....2years later I'm shamelessly farting in front of him, in the car, even if I'm on his lap, I really don't care and he never cares so its all laughable. He did start it first with what he calls "dutch ovening" oh its terrible

My FH has no problem farting around me, but then acts all offended if I tell him when they stink. I know he is not serious mad, but hey if you do that around me I will have no problem saying they smell bad if they do. As for me.. I am lucky I usually only fart when I am in the bathroom so I don't worry.

Well it matters not anymore regardless because when I had to have my gallbladder removed he had to take me to the bathroom in the hospital as I couldn't really walk. Yea needless to say we don't care and constantly walk in when either is in the bathroom and we need to grab something.

Funny story - when FH and I were in the early stages of our relationship, he lived 40 minutes away. I was visiting him one weekend and we were just lounging after brunch - I started laughing at something and the machine gun farts started...I was totally embarrassed but started laughing. FH was laughing as well. I literally cried the entire drive home talking to my bestie about how worried I was that FH was going to dump me.

When he called me that night we didn't speak of the incident. That moment broke the farting seal so to speak 5 1/2 years later we both root of we need to when we need to.

Haha! I'm so unladylike with fh. I pass gas all the time and tell him to bask in the ambiance. Hehehe (sorry for being gross ladies) I'm that girl.

As someone who knows how painful it is when you need to pass gas and can't, I'm not holding it in for anyone. I wouldn't suggest he do it either.

@BrittanyA Dutch ovens are the woooooorst!

@Sept2017 - I'm dying over "machine gun farts"!!!

Also, I just got to add "farts" to my phone's dictionary. It's been a good day.

Those that fart together stay together

Let's just say we are 100% comfortable doing everything lol

Lol! I am loving this. I am soooo ready for marriage!

I used to avoid it, because mine can be deadly, lol. Typically though, there's no shame when it comes to farts. Lol.

The bathroom, however, we agree is private time. Lol.

We love Indian food and we share a bathroom. There was never going to be room for shame in this relationship.