Farts!

I got norovirus on our honeymoon and was therefore shitting my brains out every two minutes in front of him. Nothing bothers us anymore lol. Farts have been happening since we moved in together. I'm not about to hold it back in my own home.

DH and I both got Rotavirus almost immediately after moving in together. We'd only known each other 2 months and needless to say, that broke down every barrier we could have had. It was a nightmare in a small apartment.

I'd also like to add that we previously changed the dog's food because he was so gassy and the poor thing is scared to death of his own gas.

We're slowly trying to change it again, because he might have allergies. Well, he farted this morning and scared the shit out of both of us. It took him an hour to get back on the couch with me.

Eta: it

Passing gas happened very quickly. FH is a gassy man from a gassy family. I learned to let them rip. Sometimes it is annoying, but other times it is nice to not hold them in.

We don't purposefully fart in front of each other, and we both try not to, but if it happens, it happens. We don't keep the door open when we're in the bathroom. Our one year anniversary was on Sunday and on Monday morning, he apparently went to the bathroom with the door open (I didn't even notice because I was in the other room) and he just said, well, one year in and the romance is out the window. But I was taught that some things are private.

OMG FH totally lets them rip in front of me LOL

It's human nature. Everyone does it. If I wasn't comfortable with those kind of things around my husband, then that would be a red flag. That being said, we still poo behind closed doors, but I do have a sensitive stomach and there have been a few times where he's been in the bathroom and I'm about to get sick.

Lol is this real? of course. I fart whenever I please. I also poop with the bathroom door open. SHAMELESS

We pass gas, burp, and pee in front of each other. Pooping is where we draw the line. That's a bit too personal.

Poops happen in private, but other than that? Whatevs, yo.

FH purposely farts in front of me whether we're on Skype or in person. I still have yet to fart in front of him. I'm trying to hold off as long as I can. haha The weird thing is, we are comfy talking about poo and stuff. I mean, I have Crohn's and just had a colonoscopy and he was asking all about my prep when I was shitting everywhere the day before. Yet I still can't bring myself to fart in front of him.

ETA: I actually have farted when we were both sleeping. It woke me up. He woke up and smelled it and I laughed at him and told him it was him. He bought it.

We have been together for 3 years now and we still don't purposely fart in front of each other haha. However, I was having some serious digestive issues last year (ended up in the ER 2 nights in a row, had a colonoscopy, etc) and at one point passed out off of the toilet mid poop. He didn't even hesitate to rush in when he heard the thud of me hitting the bathtub when I went down. That's true love right there.

DH did start peeing with the door open almost immediately after we moved in together though. We had been together less than a year at that point.

Farts are funny!

I just recently started after 6 years of us being in a relationship I thought "it's time now". FH was comfortable with it a week in.

I'm more of the farter in this marriage (really sensitive stomach okay!!). But we both don't care, but we like to make a big deal out of them "ewwww, you're so gross, get out of my life." All in good fun.

I lost all my dignity about 2 years ago when I had the stomach flu and pooped my pants in bed, with DH laying next to me. He still likes to bring it up "oh, I didn't pay the credit card yet? Whatever Emily, at least I don't poop my pants."

Hmph

All the time. I'm not holding that in. I joke and blame the dog and we both laugh like Jr high boys.

We are definitely very open about this. FH was never shy about that kind of thing, but I think I used to try to hide it when we first started dating. After we moved in that all kind of went out the window. Add to that a few rounds of us both having stomach bugs, food poisoning and me giving birth to our son. There is literally NOTHING FH has not seen or heard lol

We don't purposely fart in front of each other, but it's bound to happen sometimes. We will leave the bathroom door open to pee but not to poop. We are ok telling the other one we need to poop though. On our honeymoon, our hotel room had a tiny bathroom with no fan in it, so we heard it all every time either of used the bathroom. It wasn't a big deal.

On the other hand, our dog gets extremely embarrassed when he farts! Every single time he farts, he literally jumps up super quick and runs out of the room. It's hilarious.

When we first started dating I would really try to hold it in but not anymore haha.. Sometimes when he farts really loud he just looks at our dog and says "ACE!!" as if he was the one who did it lol

The one thing we never do is leave the bathroom door open. I do sometimes only when I'm peeing, but other than that no way.

OMG forgot to mention that last year we had a long drive early in the morning and I didn't have my usual morning poop since we were rushing out. I ate a peanut butter sandwich in the car for breakfast so needless to say, when I had to go, I REALLY had to go and he tried very hard to make it to a gas station for me, but when I got there it was being used by a woman shooting up so... I pooped my pants right outside the bathroom. He had to let me borrow some extra shorts he had in the car. The ride back home was the most embarrassing thing ever.