Farts!

Eh we try not to do it beside each other and just try not to let the other person smell anything but other than that, it's fair game.

My FH is very open with his farts lol. At first I was like why wouldn't he ever hold it? But it's human nature too. I don't think he would be happy all his life if he didn't feel comfortable enough to fart. Also if I accidentally do, he would never ever make a big deal out of it. So I've just taken on his philosophy because it really isn't a big deal.

We don't have a door on our master bathroom at the moment... so... We've heard/smelled it all.

Here in this house, there are no secrets;-) FH gets what are known as "beer farts" and they are the nastiest. And me, I've got nothing to hide, especially in the bathroom. My rabbit will sit on top of her cage next to the couch and eat her poop (this is normal for rabbits, it gives them nutrients). We are an openly gross family I guess, haha.

One time, I walked out of the bathroom and he walked in. Before shutting the door, he asked me "are you going to spray something?" I responded, "no, that stuff stinks" I was referring to the air refresher, which really didn't smell good. I really wasn't trying to be funny, either.

FH calls them the "ducks." Yeah, I mean gas happens.

We're the same way, no shame or modesty Lol. FH just barks them off 24/7, so I've gotten used to it. I've been there when he's gambled on the wrong fart, and vice versa. What broke the seal is we both (unfortunately) had a terrible case of food poisoning in a one bathroom apartment at the time. So we've been there and seen it all.

FH burps and farts shamelessly in front of me. Growing up, my family was very reserved about gas. You covered you mouth when you burped and excused yourself to the bathroom to pass gas. My parents have been married for 33 years and don't fart in front of each other. I don't think I have ever even heard my brother fart. That being said, FH has done everything from hold my hair while I puke to hold my hand when I had really bad food poisoning and it was coming out both ends. I am comfortable with my bodily functions, I just don't really think I need to broadcast them if I can help it.

We both think farts are hilarious. No shame here lol. However, we both keep the bathroom door closed, lol that's a little too far for me.

I think my family are the gassiest people on the planet. We think farting is hilarious. My aunts motto is "you don't want me to get a belly ache do you?" I had IBS in highschool and to a degree still if I get really stressed. So I wasn't about to let a cute boy hold me back. I do need privacy for going poo but he doesn't seem to care and like to sit on the tub in front of me a hold a conversation. Like really?

Oh, FH and I fart in front of each other all the time! It took us a couple months into the relationship to break that barrier, but once it was....whoa!!! lol We almost always giggle when a fart comes out. We think farts are hilarious! We usually close the door when it comes to the bathrooms, but if we have to get in the bathroom while the other is pooping, we will do so.

I never purposely fart in front of DH but sleep doesn't count. He will occasionally let them slip in front of me but not all of the time. I do think farts and poop jokes a cry worthy funny. I just draw the line at the guy who sees my asshole during sex.

@Amanda J. - OMG haha. "I just draw the line at the guy who sees my asshole during sex." How do you hide that?

Not happening in our house. He will fart in front of me. But not the stinky kind. & I have never purposely farted in front of FH...or anyone for that matter! It's happened a couple times where a stinky one flipped & the dog got the blame

Lol I don't hide it. Trust me. I meant I don't fart in front of him because I don't want him to think about it when he sees it. It's just a mental thing for me.

Lol FH started doing it in front of me within the first two weeks of us dating (first one was an accident, he was throwing a football and he says he tensed up too much and it just came out lol). At this point it's mostly comical, but I would have no idea how I wouldn't be comfortable enough to do it with someone I'm marrying haha. Just my opinion

I love this thread! My FH and I are totally comfortable with it. Which is really helpful considering I have a 4 year old who can be pretty clingy sometimes so it's not always possible to excuse one's self! And prolonged stress tends to affect both mine and FHs gas levels so definitely good that we are comfortable!

Never??! How long have you been together?? We've been together since 2016 and we both fart in front of each other. He will at least warn me when it's a really bad one so I can run the other way, haha!

When we moved in together last year, I was totally against farting in front of each other. I thought it was rude; just how I was raised.

But I guess one day we just decided to shrug it off. The only thing I care about is when he purposely gets an XL milkshake knowing full well he's lactose intolerant and will be lighting up the apartment all night long.

I HAVE threatened pre-marital divorce if I'm ever Dutch-ovened. Have to draw the line somewhere.

This thread is hysterical. I was raised not to fart in front of boyfriends/husband, etc. (I never heard my mom fart), so for me, farting in front of him was slow coming. He had zero problem doing it, but it took me a while - and he would constantly tease me until I did. Finally I did accidentally, and then he just burst out laughing. So that fence was knocked down.

But we draw the line at the bathroom. If the bathroom door is closed, the other won't go in there. We give each other that privacy.

But in all honesty, Burkey's (my pit bull) farts are the WORST, so I never really have to worry about mine.

@E-Tex I feel ya on the pit bull farts. Our 14 y/o rescue bull has been stinking us out for 7 years. Eye burning farts!