Why a Honeyfund is rude:
-you're asking people for money
-the website takes a percentage
-people can't afford a vacation so why should they pay for yours
-it's tacky
-poems don't make it cute
Asking for cash:
-it's tacky and rude
-guests know how to buy gifts
-just don't make a registry
-you can always upgrade something
-living together doesn't equate to not needing up upgrades
-why should someone give you cash
-if you're trying to save money by collecting others, reevaluate why your wedding is so expensive
-have the wedding you can afford.
-poems don't make it cute
Self catering
-botulism
-glitter covered slaves
-botulism
-potlucks are gross
-health risks
-stress
Dry/cash bar (only okay with AA or religion)
-not everyone is an alcoholic
-supply or beware of drunk drivers from bootleg
-thank your guests don't punish them
Friendors:
No one wants to work
They aren't qualified.
No one cares as much as you do
