Calling All Animals!!!-Need Help!

Is it bring your own trough? I still haven't figured out how to use silverware.

What about a dollar dance for you?

I don't think Giraffes can handle their alcohol personally. I would put them on the second half of the reception, after the cash bar gets dried up. you don't want any mishaps between them and your FRILs (Future Rhinos In-Law)

If I have to buy a gift, get my talons done, and peck all of my feathers clean, the least you can do is make sure I don't get eaten. It's called being a good host, look it up.

How does one pin a dollar to feathers. I have no fingers!

You could have your BP go around to guests and collect money in a jar.

My sister married a giraffe and LOL so fucking true. They are a sloppy mess, walking like a baby giraffe

I'll warn you though. When I drink I tend to go pick up random humans and start impromptu ostrich races. This happened at our wedding.

Those poor humans look absolutely terrified! That was one wild party!

Ugh. ok lions and tigers will get holed up on the far side and have everything streamed to them live. mice will be disinvited-i don't like them much anyways. Large tanks will hopefully be set up behind the ceremony. Rhinos to the left giraffes to the right. Can I trust the rest of you to get along????

WWOstrich -- don't strereotype my FG! He can handle his alcohol just fine.

OMG Mrs. Ostrich same! Sometimes I can't find a small enough human and have to scoop up the nearest monkey.

Thank you. Thank you all. This has been wonderful. Keep it coming.

Those humans just didn't know how to have a good time.

Damn giraffes are total lushes.

They are....Maybe mocktails for the giraffes?

Make sure you have enough buffet options for all of your guests! If you have enough steaks for the carnivores, then they won't eat your herbivore friends. I would definitely hire additional security, though, just in case. The extra money you spend on tranquilizer darts will be worth it!

Ho dare you Aricie!!! Tranquilizer darts? That is so inhumane! I would never!!!!!!

Maybe just give drink tickets to the giraffes? Or ask the bartenders to just water down drinks.

Aricie, you probably support circuses too, you Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey supporter!