Calling All Animals!!!-Need Help!

Ugh. so stressful! I'm dealing with the same thing. I was thinking of selling tickets and having a private dinner for other ostriches only.

Of course it's not self catered!

This is Moomoo, she's in charge of the milkshake bar.

That's so specist. You can't make your event ostrich only.

Moomoo is a good milker!

You can't break up families! That's just rude! I wouldn't be able to bring FH (Future hippo)!

Bestmilkshakes!!! She said some of her family members would be served. I'm not sure what she meant about that though....they run full service catering for animals though!

@WWElephant, that outfit is perfect! Can you please just get one with an Ostrich instead of a peacock on it? Thanks!

Predators can be civilized. Source: zootopia

I think you should split everyone up. Elephants with elephants, etc. If the interspecies couples come together, separate them. If they want to die because of each other let them do it on their own time and not your wedding!

Celia, do you watch Parks and Rec? Because that totally reminds me of when Leslie married off the two male penguins and everyone freaked out about her advocating for gay marriage. It was amazing.

Also, WWOstrich, why should the carnivores suffer because your omnivore guests aren't quick enough to run away? I think it should be a free for all. This way you don't even have to provide food for the carnivores. They will just eat your omnivore guests, who in turn will bring their own meals, potluck style.

That is so morbid...

I think if the animals don't want to mingle with other species or predators they should reply NO to the RSVP. If they don't like the type of party you are hosting, they shouldn't come!

Attend at your own risk...right?

I'll see what the humans can do to adjust it!

@WWelephant, leave it as is. Make MeeMaw PROUD

I'm a certified zoologist, I'd be happy to act as a bouncer at your big day! Certainly wouldn't want you to have any ruffled feathers!

I'm still curious as to when my invite will arrive? aren't you inviting me sweetie??! I bought a plane ticket and everything...

@OstrichFerret can't your Ferret partner just wear a face mask so he doesn't breath in any peanuts?

WWOstrich you are NOT invited because of the fiasco that was the meercat wedding last year.

WWElephant is my dearest cousin and best frined she is coming, but there are no peanuts!

I can't not be invited to my best friends/cousins wedding. OstrichFerret, you make me so...so...

OMG WWOSTRICH - Can we just get over the meercat issue once and for all?! It was an accident and it really hurts my feelings that you wouldn't invite me.

I mean, that meercat tried to take my seat because there was no seating chart. and then she had the nerve to catch the bouquet. it was supposed to be my time to shine!

#meecatmassacre2015 RIP