Calling All Animals!!!-Need Help!

That is so rude! You can't segregate your guests! Me and my FG (future giraffe) must sit together.

Maybe consider a tiered reception. "Dinner by invite only". Just leave the carnivorous friends off the list for dinner. They can come later and dance. They won't mind at all I'm sure, my cousin did her wedding this way and everyone LAHHUVVVED IT!!

Should I issues you foot bands in different colors so you can only go certain places?

Please, they're all mature animals. They know how to behave themselves.

I think it's rude that you are trying to make decisions for other animals. Youll just have to trust that all the animals can be mature animals and not eat eachother. Also, just as you can't cut animals off at the watering hole you can't split up inter-species couples.

But Ostrich I just want everyone to be safe and have a good time!

WWOstrich what if I only invite the predators for dinner? That way they're full and everyone else can come later?

I bet you plan on having a dry wedding in a barn on the beach too huh??

WWOstrich, if the carnivores don't get dinner won't they be starving for the dancing? I feel you should have two separate reception spaces, that way the carnivores don't get unary and take a bit of another guest.

Uhmmmmm, friends, some animals should be segregated okay? Have you seen mice? They're terrifying and are likely to ruin the entire reception. I think color bands are the best.

You should separate them by species so your tiger friends don't eat your giraffe friends! Though I'll have to defer to someone on how to keep the eagles from eating the smaller bird friends. What a mood-killer that would be. Your predatory friends will have to count on their dates to keep them in check.

Also, hire some lions as bouncers. Don't want the smaller animals to forget their limits at the watering hole!

This wedding sounds dangerous, don't know that I would attend. Wouldn't want anyone I know to get a foot chomped off!

Won't you and your FH be in danger's way if you invite the predators for dinner? I mean, I think ostrich would taste pretty good to them. I would invite them for dessert only.

As long as all the animals byob to the reception let them do as they please. In MHO

If you invite lions then I'm not going!

I think you should stuff them all into red knee socks so just their itty bitty eyeballs stick out.

Are you going to put them in cages, too?! That's SO rude.

Just cut all those meat eating assholes from the list!! Unless........they are following through with what they have signed up for and are coordinating and catering your wedding for free.

This wedding is giving me images of the Dothraki royal wedding in game of thrones. #nerdostrich

@Jennifer that is a lovely picture of me! Thank you so much!

@Celia, where would i find socks big enough for elephants? Also do you officiate animal weddings?

@twostep that is a great ideas! WWOstrich, I've got some lion friends I can hook you up with!