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Nik_McAwesomepants
Master October 2011

WR: What do you think of this (snarky) invitation wording? More snark please!!

Nik_McAwesomepants, on June 21, 2011 at 2:01 PM Posted in Planning 0 27
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Soo I've been looking for a while for some kind of witty invitation wording without much luck. I was thinking today about how DH (not many people know we're legally married) have been together forever (about 4 years or 20 years in unmarried military couple time) and "aren't" married. We get questioned on an almost daily basis about it. Soo here's what I got.

And if ya hate it, just say so. A simple "Eh, didn't do it for me" will surfice :-) Any snarky invite wording suggestions are also welcome. The attached invite sample is the layout I'm working off of.

After years of playing house building their love

Nikole blahblah

&

Ramell blah blah

Invite you to join them as they

(finally) get married!

Friday, October 21st

At 4:30 in the afternoon

Info


27 Comments

Latest activity by Michelle, on June 21, 2011 at 8:39 PM
  • Nik_McAwesomepants
    Master October 2011
    Nik_McAwesomepants ·
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    Don't ask me why it spaced it all weird like that

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  • CandiM
    VIP June 2011
    CandiM ·
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    Ours said you work, you play and then one day, love happens.

    Followed by our information.

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  • Glenn
    Master February 2012
    Glenn ·
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    I love the idea, but not snarky enough, I'm stumped right now how to make it snarkier, but if I think of something I'll be back!

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  • CandiM
    VIP June 2011
    CandiM ·
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    Sorry read it wrong, I thought you said no snarky. Oops.

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  • Nik_McAwesomepants
    Master October 2011
    Nik_McAwesomepants ·
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    MORE SNARK PLEASE!! :-) Where's Shannon?

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  • Hayley C™
    Master March 2008
    Hayley C™ ·
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    Here is one too... I'm going to look for more...


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  • Puffins
    Master November 2012
    Puffins ·
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    Love those Hayley

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  • Nik_McAwesomepants
    Master October 2011
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    Ha! love those!

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  • Heather
    VIP October 2011
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    HAHA I love that one Hayley! I keep telling people the jig is up. No reason to make a big fuss over two people getting married who have lived together for three years and have bought all the shit they want already. Yep we're having sex. Yes we fight about in-laws and money. BFD.

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  • Heather
    VIP October 2011
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    Hayley do you have a link for that invite?

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  • Nik_McAwesomepants
    Master October 2011
    Nik_McAwesomepants ·
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    Ive been googling forever and didn't find anything as awesome as those Hayley.

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  • J
    Master November 2011
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    I laughed out loud at an RSVP card I saw once:

    [Guest name]

    __ regretfully accepts

    __ happily declines

    __ thinks you're just trying to wrangle a gift out of me

    Pretty snarky.

    This one is funny, too:

    http://www.bride.net/2009/creativity-humor-in-wedding-invitation-wording/

    and more:

    http://weddings.about.com/od/invitations/a/Funny-Response-Card-Wordings.htm

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  • Analy aka T-waffle
    Master October 2009
    Analy aka T-waffle ·
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    It's far too early for me to snark it up that well. I need moar wine!

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  • Nik_McAwesomepants
    Master October 2011
    Nik_McAwesomepants ·
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    Garçon!! More vine for zé laydee!

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  • Raptor Bride
    Master May 2011
    Raptor Bride ·
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    I like it.

    Analy - i has no wine. only sprite Smiley sad

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  • J
    Master November 2011
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    Aha, here's the one I was looking for:

    http://www.anotherfuckingwedding.com/2006/07/rsvp_.html

    [Guest]

    __ will gladly attend

    __ will regretfully decline

    __ will regretfully attend

    __ will enthusiastically decline

    __ will decline to respond but ultimately attend

    __ thinks you are just trying to wrest a gift out of me.

    We almost used this!

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  • Nik_McAwesomepants
    Master October 2011
    Nik_McAwesomepants ·
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    Now I know all you smart ass brides can come up with some a-hole worthy invites :-)

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  • Hayley C™
    Master March 2008
    Hayley C™ ·
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    Heheheh..... what we all want to say...

    Don't call... don't come....

    but I would change it to don't rsvp... don't come...


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  • Nik_McAwesomepants
    Master October 2011
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    Lmao

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  • Lianne
    Super November 2011
    Lianne ·
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    Here's my favorite snarky wedding wording...cracks me up for some reason:

    Mr. and Mrs. Davidson

    Are delighted to finally give away their daughter, Catherine Robinson

    To Mike Davidson, who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.

    Come celebrate at the reception we've waited a lifetime to throw:

    On (date)

    From (time)

    At (venue)

    Please respond no later than ____.

    Don't look for us after the party -- we're interviewing renters for Jenny's room.

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